WWE PPV WRESTLING RESULTS

June 11, 2006 - New York City, New York (Hammerstein Ballroom); ECW ONE NIGHT STAND: Paul Heyman introduction of ECW! Tazz (ECW) defeated Jerry "The King" Lawler; Kurt Angle (ECW) defeated Randy Orton (RAW); The FBI (Guido/Mamaluke) beat Super Crazy/Tajiri; Rey Mysterio vs Sabu was No Contest -World Title-; Mick Foley & Edge beat Tommy Dreamer & Terry Funk; Balls Mahoney beat Masato Tanaka with a chairshot; The Sandman kicked the crap out of Eugene Dinsmore; Rob Van Dam beat John Cena -WWE Heavyweight Title-;

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EXTREME HEAT: Hosted by Joey Styles.. IN THE RING: Paul Heyman's motivational speech.. On behalf of the wrestlers who wanted to be Hardcore and not a Superstar, the tribe of Extreme has risen again! Paul Heyman said he was going to pour is kool-aid down the throats of a new Global audience and start tonight.. The ECW fans erupted in chants of "Thank You Paul E.!" and Paul Heyman plugged the Sci-Fi debut this Tuesday! Paul Heyman said it didn't happen because of him, or because of Vince McMahon, but because of the ECW fans.. Paul Heyman said the phrase "Back By Popular Demand" ever rang true it was with Extreme Championship Wrestling.. Paul Heyman got on his knees and thanked all four sides of the Hammerstein Ballroom and kicked off the show.. Paul Heyman said tonight will be better than Monday Night RAW and Friday Night SmackDown!, this is E--C--W!!!!! KICKOFF: Joey Styles welcomed viewers to the rebirth of ECW and will commentary solo for the first match.. GRUDGE MATCH: Tazz defeated Jerry "The King" Lawler.. Tazz was wearing baggy pants and a baggy jersey as opposed to his trademark singlet gear.. Jerry Lawler went over to the announce position and slapped Joey Styles accross the face! Joey Styles followed Lawler to the ring and jumped on his back, and Lawler tried to pile-drive him! Tazz grabbed Jerry Lawler and put the Tazzmission on him and Lawler passed out giving Tazz the victory! ANNOUNCE POSITION: Tazz joined Joey Styles on commentary for the rest of the night.. OPEN CHALLENGE MATCH: Kurt Angle (ECW) defeated Randy Orton (RAW)... Randy Orton came out with his usual WWE pyro, which Joey Styles noted didn't belong in an ECW environment.. The crowd got surprisingly behind this match, despite the fact neither are traditional ECW-style wrestlers.. Randy Orton tried to "wrestle" Kurt Angle but was clearly out of his league; fans chanted "You Can't Wrestle!" The crowd was all over Randy Orton with chants of "Orton Sucks D*CK", "Orton's a Homo" & "F*ck You Orton!".. Randy Orton took up several minutes in a head-lock rest-hold and the fans chanted "Boring! Boring! Boring!" The fans chanted "Break His Ankle!" and Kurt Angle went for the Anklelock, but Orton quickly broke it up.. After a few more attempts, Kurt Angle finally made Randy Orton tap out to the Anklelock Submission! Randy Orton sold an ankle injury and needed help getting to the back as fans chanted "pussy! pussy!" TAG MATCH: The Full Blooded Italians (Little Guido & Tony Mamaluke w/Big Guido) defeated Tajiri & Super Crazy.. The crowd had lots of love for Tajiri chanting "Welcome Back" and "Ta-ji-ri!" and also "Nacho Libre!".. Big Guido interfered, but Tajiri & Super Crazy double-teamed him and sent him out of the ring.. The FBI nailed a Double-Fishermans-buster on Tajiri and pinned him to win the match.. After the match, The Big Show came out and kicked Big Guido and threw all the Cruiserweights out of the ring.. The Big Show kicked Big Guido in the head, sending him flying out of the ring through the 2nd & 3rd ropes.. Editor's Notes: I am completely shocked that the ECW fans popped for this! EXTRA-CIRRICULAR: John Bradshaw Layfield.. John Bradshaw Layfield showed up in the balcony and cut a promo on the fans (who chanted "You Suck D*ck!".. John Bradshaw Layfield talked about beating the crap out of The Blue Meanie last year at ECW One Night Stand.. The fans chanted "Shut The F*ck Up!" as JBL bragged about not being punished for his actions last year....... John Layfield said that Vince McMahon made a star, and scolded Tazz for leaving SmackDown! to go back to ECW.. John Bradshaw Layfield said they all paid to see him, and Tazz noted that JBL wasn't even advertised.. John Bradshaw Layfield announced that he was returning to SmackDown! to replace Tazz on commentary.. Editor's Note: Was that REALLY necessary??? WORLD TITLE MATCH: Rey Mysterio vs Sabu ended in a No Contest (stopped by NY State Athletic Commission).. Rey Mysterio was wearing tight pants (like he used to) as opposed to his new trademark baggy leather pants.. Rey Mysterio hit a springboard seated senton on Sabu through a Table at ringside and the ref threw up the X.. The match continued as Sabu favoured his left arm, but still managed to hit a lot of his trademark offense.. Sabu went for a triple jump springboard and hit a DDT through a Table at ringside with Sabu landing on his neck! Trainers ran down to check on both men, and the nerdy resident WWE doctor named "Dr. Rios" cancelled the match! Editor's Notes: This might have been a work, most likely it was, but the bump was pretty sick and very effective.. IN THE RING: Mick Foley + Edge & Lita + Terry Funk, Tommy Dreamer & Beaulah McGillicutty.. The fans chanted "You Sold Out!" at Mick Foley who agreed "Yeah, I did sell out Madison Square Garden.. Mick Foley remembered the "glory days" of ECW when it was run by a true creative genius, Stephanie McMahon.. Mick Foley yelled "Long Live The Alliance!" and introduced his partner, escorted to the ring by Lita.... Edge! Edge w/Lita said that tonight was like Christmas for ECW fans except their Santa was fat and jewish (Paul Heyman).. Edge said the fans were going to go home and text message their imaginary gfs and then look at pics of HIS gf.. Lita said that when she sat on Tommy Dreamer's face it was more action than all the fans combined had in a year.. Terry Funk, Tommy Dreamer & Beaulah McGillicutty came out and Beulah cut a promo on Lita saying she likes 3somes.. Beulah challenged Lita to make the match a 3-on-3 and lunged at Lita but was pulled off.. HARDCORE 6-PERSON MIXED TAG MATCH: Mick Foley & Edge & Lita defeated Terry Funk & Tommy Dreamer & Beulah.. Terry Funk slapped Mick Foley around and Foley said "this wasn't a good idea, I don't wanna be here".. Terry Funk and Mick Foley brawled outside of the ring while Edge rammed Tommy Dreamer with a ladder!! Tommy Dreamer moved out of the way of the spear and hip-tossed Edge into the ladder placed in the corner! Terry Funk put the ladder on his shoulders and spun it around, knocking down both Edge & Mick Foley! Tommy Dreamer set up the 12-foot ladder and Terry Funk climbed to the top but Edge pushed it over!! Tommy Dreamer went for the Dreamer-driver on Edge but Lita came in and kicked Dreamer between the legs! Edge & Mick Foley found a barbed wire piece of plywood under the ring and slid it into the ring.. Edge & Mick Foley sandwiched Tommy Dreamer between the mat and the barbed wire getting stuck to it.. Edge & Mick Foley tried to drop the board again but Tommy Dreamer moved and the wire landed on Edge! Terry Funk & Tommy Dreamer double-teamed Mick Foley and threw him viciously into the barbed wire board! A minute later, Terry Funk was caught in the barbed wire and cut open all over the place and bleeding.. Mick Foley wrapped his arm in barbed wire and ripped away at Terry Funk's eye, causing more blood.... The trainer came out and told Terry Funk to go to the bank, and the fans chanted "We Want Sandman!".. Edge & Lita & Mick Foley got the barbed-wire bat and took turns smashing Tommy Dreamer with it.. Beulah McGillicutty was still on the apron watching in horror as Lita leg-dropped Tommy's crotch! Mick Foley pulled Mr. Socko out of his pants and gave Beulah the claw causing Dreamer to go nuts.. Mick Foley then gave the Mr. Socko claw to Tommy Dreamer as Edge took Dreamer out with a spear! Edge & Lita then dragged Beulah McGillicutty into the ring and forced her to look at her beaten husband.. Terry Funk returned, bloodied and bandaged, with a barbed wire 2X4 and lit it on fire! (fans erupted).. Terry Funk took several swings at Mick Foley, who fell off the ring apron through the board of barbed wire! Terry Funk then jumped off the ring apron onto Mick Foley, thus taking both of them out of the match.. Tommy Dreamer went after Edge with barbed wire and Beulah finally got her hands on Lita (catfight!!!!!!!!!!) Tommy Dreamer nailed Lita with a Dreamer-driver and celebrated with Beulah but Edge got up and hit him! Edge then callously speared Beulah and rolled her up in a sexual position to score the pinfall to WIN! Mick Foley got up and left with Edge & Lita, but Terry Funk had to be literally cut out of the barbed wire.. BACKSTAGE: John Cena was found in a dark secluded corner thinking about his match with Rob Van Dam.. BACKSTAGE: Rob Van Dam was found in the basement of the building preparing for his WWE title shot.. MATCH: Balls Mahoney defeated Masato Tanaka after a brutally stiff chairshot to the head! They got their hands on chairs and swung them at eachother until Balls destroyed his chair over Masato's head! IN THE RING: Eugene Dinsmore + The Sandman.. They were about to start the WWE Championship match when Eugene showed up and said he loved ECW! Eugene chanted "I'm Hardcore!" and the fans Booed, but Eugene thought it was "Eu" for Eugene.. Eugene then read a poem dedicated to ECW as the fans chanted "Shut the F*ck Up!", confusing Eugene.. The Sandman showed up with a cigarette and chugging beer and did an short version of his famous entrance.. The Sandman made it to the ring and Eugene wanted a hug so Sandman cracked him with the singapore cane! Eugene was on his knees begging for mercy and Sandman whacked him again and chased him backstage! WWE TITLE MATCH: Rob Van Dam defeated John Cena to win the WWE Championship! Rob Van Dam came out first and there was a brief delay before WWE Champion John Cena made his appearance.. John Cena's music hit and the entire building erupted with Boos and middle fingers towards the WWE Champion.. John Cena held the WWE spinner belt over his head as he walked by himself down to the ring to his fate.. John Cena tried to throw his shirt into the crowd five times but it was prompty thrown back each time! The match finally got started and a roll of toilet paper came flying into the ring [crowd loved that!] The chants began "Cena Swallows", "You Can't Wrestle!", "Same Old Sh*t", and "Cena Sucks C*ck"............ John Cena and Rob Van Dam traded punches as the fans Booed Cena's punches and Cheered RVD's punches.. John Cena later hit a semi-botched DDT on RVD onto a folded chair and RVD landed on an awkward angle.. John Cena followed up with a slingshot into the corner, sending RVD's head through a folding chair.. John Cena signaled for the 5-knuckle shuffle as the ECW fans chanted "Same Old Sh*t" and "Asshole!" Rob Van Dam fought out of an F-U attemped and connected with a kick to John Cena's face....... Rob Van Dam went to the top rope, but Cena caught him with a powerbomb; Fans chant "You Still Suck!".. Rob Van Dam tried something with John Cena in the ropes but screwed it up and dropped Cena on the floor.. The ECW fans blammed it on John Cena chanting "You F*cked Up!" and then "Cena F*cked Up!".. Rob Van Dam wasted time getting a Table into the ring, and John Cena locked in the STF-U Submission.. Rob Van Dam reached the ropes but John Cena refused to break and then knocked out referee John Finnigan! John Cena gave Rob Van Dam a super-plex and then rammed Van Dam in the head with the metal ring steps.. John Cena covered Rob Van Dam and SmackDown! referee Nick Patrick ran down and made a close 2-count! John Cena picked up RVD and dumped him over the top rope as a man dressed in black hit the ring.. The mystery man speared John Cena through the table and took off his black helmet revealing Edge!!! Rob Van Dam got up and saw John Cena out cold and hit a frog splash and Paul Heyman counted 1-2-3!! Rob Van Dam was declared the NEW WWE Champion and celebrated with ECW wrestlers, fans, and his wife Sonja! Paul Heyman gathered the ECW roster in the ring for a post show celebration praising Rob Van Dam.... Editor's Notes: Not as good as last year but still a very good show and well worth the the money... And that's a wrap folks...

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