WWE NXT 08 16 2011

WWE NXT – August 16, 2011 – Bakersfield, California
[ REVIEWED BY SHANE ST. GERMAIN ]

IN THE RING
Titus O Neil & Hornswoggle & A.J. + Derrick Bateman + Maxine: Titus welcomed everyone to NXT. Titus said he’s been on a journey to win NXT. Titus said his pal hornswoggle has been on a journey to find true love. Hornswoggle said something to A.J. Titus translated it as he couldn’t find anyone more special to spend his time with than A.J. Hornswoggle got down on one knee and took out a ring pop or whatever those candies are called. Titus said this ring is more than just a candy, it’s a promise ring. A.J. said this was never about size. A.J. said it doesn’t matter how big he is or what presents he gives her, what matters to her is the size of his heart. Derrick Bateman came out looking like a rapist. Derrick said he threw up in the back. Derrick said this isn’t an awful episode of As The Leprechaun Turns. Derrick said if he seriously believes anybody could truly love him then hes dumber than Titus looks. Titus said the only one dumb there was Derrick. Titus said it’s not their fault Derrick wears tight jeans and has a yeast infection. Titus suggested Derrick leaves before he gets his teeth kicked in. Derrick said chicks dig his jeans and he’s handsome. Derrick said he’s the one winning this season of NXT. Derrick said he can’t tell who the leprechaun is and who the troll is. Titus told Derrick to come say that to their faces. Titus and Hornswoggle chased him away. Maxine attacked A.J from behind.

SINGLES MATCH
Tyson Kidd defeated JTG: Tyson tapped JTG with the single leg boston crab.

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
Matt Striker said he lost last week and he’s not embarrassed. Matt said he’s seen a lot of guys come and go just like Darren Young. Matt said he’s never been a guy to make an excuse or point fingers. Matt said there’s a fine line to making a difference and making an excuse. Matt said he’s prepared for Darren Young and there’s no way Darren is prepared for him.

SINGLES MATCH
Darren Young defeated Matt Striker: Darren won with the double knee lung blower again.

IN THE RING
Derrick Bateman w/Maxine: Derrick said Maxine is more than just a woman or diva. Derrick told everyone to stand up and show some respect for his soulmate Maxine. Maxine said Hornswoggle wishes he could handle a real woman like her. Maxine said instead like every other man he settled for something less. Maxine said if he thinks she’s causing problems now then just wait, because they’re just getting started.

SINGLES MATCH
Derrick Bateman w/Maxine defeated Titus O Neil: Derrick won with a roll up after Maxine distracted Titus.