WWE RAW Results
March 18, 2019
Chicago, Illinois
Commentary: Michael Cole, Corey Graves and Renee Young
Results by: Mike Tedesco of Wrestleview.com
“Then. Now. Forever.” The WWE video leads us into the show.
Brock Lesnar’s music hits, and the WWE Universal Champion makes his way to the ring to loud boos. Lesnar is accompanied by his advocate, Paul Heyman. The boos continue as they get in the ring. Heyman goes to speak, but he’s cut off by the loud boos from the Chicago crowd. Lesnar laughs and holds up the WWE Universal Championship, drawing further anger from the crowd. A “Burn it down” chant picks up. Heyman says, “Ladies, gentlemen, things that live in Chicago…” The crowd then speaks with him as he introduces himself and Brock Lesnar. The crowd is loud tonight.
Heyman says this appearance was necessitated by Seth Rollins. Rollins has spun a tale of propaganda. Rollins said that his client, Brock Lesnar, has a stylistic problem with competitors of Seth Rollins’ size and move-set. Here is where Rollins proved himself to be a fool. When Lesnar faced AJ Styles, who won that match? Brock Lesnar! When Lesnar faced Daniel Bryan, who won that match? Brock Lesnar! When Lesnar faced Finn Balor, who won that match? Brock Lesnar! Now Rollins wants to pick a fight with Lesnar on the same night he has to fight Drew McIntyre, who is a career killer. Not a career killer like Lesnar, but a career killer nonetheless. What in the world is Rollins thinking?
Drew McIntyre’s music hits, and he comes out to boos from the crowd. McIntyre is happy he’s getting the recognition he deserves. McIntyre tells Chicago to shut up and listen. Last week, he brutalized Roman Reigns. When Dean Ambrose tried to help, he brutalized him too. McIntyre suggests Heyman start looking for a new opponent for Lesnar because after he brutalizes him tonight, he won’t make it to WrestleMania.
All of a sudden, Seth Rollins cracks McIntyre from behind with a steel chair. Rollins hits him a few more times and looks at Brock Lesnar. Rollins then goes wild and bends the chair over McIntyre’s back with multiple shots. Lesnar looks stunned. Rollins gets in the ring, and Lesnar immediately gets out. Lesnar walks around ringside while Rollins invites him in the ring. Lesnar gives his title to Heyman so he can get in the ring, but Heyman talks some sense into him. Lesnar takes the title, holds it up, and walks off to loud boos from the crowd.
“Rowdy” Ronda Rousey defends her RAW Women’s Championship against Dana Brooke later tonight. We’ll also hear from Batista on his thoughts about Triple H.
Replays are shown of Lio Rush distracting Finn Balor on RAW, causing him to lose the WWE Intercontinental Championship to Bobby Lashley.
Bobby Lashley is seen warming up backstage. Lio Rush comes up to him and straps the WWE Intercontinental Championship around his waist.
Finn Balor’s music hits. He’ll be in tag team action with a mystery partner, next.
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Over the weekend, Finn Balor and Stephanie McMahon spent time in Abu Dhabi in support of the Special Olympics.
Finn Balor wishes Chicago a Happy belated St. Patrick’s Day. The luck of the Irish was not on his side last week when he lost the Intercontinental Championship to Bobby Lashley. This stubborn Irishman doesn’t plan on being a former champion for too long.
WWE Intercontinental Champion Bobby Lashley’s music cuts him off. Lashley comes out looking furious with Lio Rush by his side. Rush says it looks like the leprechaun is upset because Lashley has his pot of gold around his waist. Before they get this tag team match started, Rush wants Lashley to show the people his new favorite pose. It’s something they haven’t seen in a long time: a championship. Lashley holds up the Intercontinental Championship. Balor tells Lashley to enjoy it while he can because he plans on getting his hands on the title real soon. As for his partner, Rush will remember who he picked. This man plans on getting his hands on the both of them: Braun Strowman. Rush looks terrified.
Finn Balor and Braun Strowman vs. Bobby Lashley and Lio Rush
Braun Strowman will start against Bobby Lashley. They lock up, but they’re at a stalemate. They try again, and Lashley shrugs him off and poses. Strowman then shoves him down and poses. Lashley tries for a shoulder block, but Strowman absorbs it and takes him down.
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During the commercial: Strowman knocks Lashley off the apron, but Lashley gets back in the ring and punches him. Strowman takes him down and tags Balor in. Balor comes off the middle rope with a sledge to the shoulder. Lashley soon sends him to the corner, blocks a kick, and knocks him to the floor. Balor gets back in the ring, and Lashley slams him down. Rush tags in.
Back from the commercial, Rush kicks Balor before tagging Lashley in. Lashley quickly stops Balor from making a tag and applies a chin lock. Balor fights up, but Lashley takes him down with a reverse STO for a near fall. Rush tags in and goes for a sunset flip, but Balor rolls through and dropkicks him. Lashley quickly tags in and punches Balor down. Lashley then manhandles him and takes him down with a chin lock. Balor fights up and tries for a tag, but Lashley stops it. Balor boots him back and tries for a tag, but Lashley slams him into his corner. Lashley charges, but Balor sidesteps him and sends him shoulder-first into the ring post. Rush tags in, jumps over Balor, is scared back by Strowman, and takes a falling elbow drop from Balor.
Strowman tags in, and he quickly grabs Rush and wildly flips him over. Strowman then throws him across the ring twice! Rush is drooling in pain.
Strowman clubs Rush in the chest and lifts him up, but Lashley spears him. Balor attacks Lashley and gets him out of the ring. Rush then knocks Balor out of the ring. Rush quickly goes to the top rope and hits a frog splash, but Strowman powerfully kicks out. Rush looks terrified as Strowman gets to his feet. Rush runs away, but he’s cornered by Balor. Balor catches Rush, but Lashley knocks him down. Strowman then shoulder blocks Lashley into the crowd. Strowman gets Rush in the ring and shoulder blocks him down. Strowman then kills Rush with a chokeslam. Lashley walks off on his partner. Strowman then hits an emphatic Running Powerslam on Rush for the win.
Winners by Pinfall: Finn Balor and Braun Strowman
Seth Rollins takes on Drew McIntyre later tonight. Ronda Rousey will also defend her RAW Women’s Championship against Dana Brooke.
Replays are shown of Ronda Rousey absolutely demolishing Dana Brooke last week on RAW. Rousey then attacked a referee.
The commentators talk about how Ronda Rousey was fined by WWE last week.
Ronda Rousey is walking into the arena with her husband, Travis Browne. Referee John Cone informs her that she is late. In addition to her fine, WWE management has increased security. Rousey ignores him and keeps walking.
Alexa Bliss makes her entrance. She’ll have Elias on A Moment of Bliss, next.
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A Moment of Bliss w/ special guest Elias
Alexa Bliss says the WWE Universe is still buzzing about her hosting WrestleMania. She then throws it to Michael Cole to talk about WrestleMania. The commentators then talk about the WrestleMania 35 card.
Bliss talks about what a great talkshow host she is. Bliss claims she inspired Lily Singh, who now has a talkshow. Bliss then introduces her guest by saying, “Ladies and gentlemen… Elias.”
Elias comes out strumming his guitar to a good reception from the crowd. Elias greets the crowd. Bliss flirtatiously introduces herself and welcomes him to the show. Bliss says this is a safe place. They’ve both been interrupted in the past, but she assures him that no one will interrupt his big announcement. Elias says he will be the headlining musical act at WrestleMania in the greatest city in the world, New York. Chicago boos that. Bliss mentions last year’s WrestleMania. Elias says that’s the reason his whole year has been about interruptions. Last year serves as inspiration for this year. Elias is thriving now. If his performance at WrestleMania was a game winning field goal… he’d make it every single time. The crowd loudly boos that as the Chicago Bears were eliminated on a missed field goal.
No Way Jose’s music hits, but Otis and Tucker lead out the conga line. No Way Jose is actually not there. Bliss says this was supposed to be a talkshow gag, but they were supposed to come out at the end. All of a sudden, one of the conga line members hits Elias. It’s revealed to be No Way Jose. Jose gets in the ring and waits for Elias.
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Elias vs. No Way Jose
We join this match in progress. No Way Jose is doing an airplane spin to Elias and the only ones cheering are the conga line. Jose hits a rolling senton and punches him in the corner. Elias reverses a whip to the corner, but Jose slingshots over him and hits an arm drag. Elias gets up, but Jose hits another arm drag. Elias punches out of an arm bar and takes him down. The conga line are chanting Jose’s name… but quite literally no one else is. Jose takes Elias down with a pair of clotheslines and a hip toss neckbreaker. Jose clotheslines him in the corner and goes to the top rope for a cross-body block, but Elias moves.
Elias punches and boots him down before hitting a clothesline. Elias takes him down and drops a knee. Elias goes to the top rope, almost loses his balance, and hits a flying elbow drop. Elias hits Drift Away for the win.
Winner by Pinfall: Elias
We’ll hear Batista’s thoughts on Triple H later tonight. We’ll also see Ronda Rousey defend the RAW Women’s Championship against Dana Brooke.
Kurt Angle’s music hits, and the WWE Hall of Famer makes his way to the ring to loving chants of “You suck” from the Chicago crowd. Angle will announce his WrestleMania opponent, which is also his final match, next.
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Kurt Angle thanks the crowd in Chicago and says his farewell tour continues in Chicago. He will have a match tonight. WrestleMania is 20 days away, which is where he’ll compete for the last time. A loud “Thank you, Kurt” chant picks up. Angle thanks the crowd. Angle says he wants to thank the McMahon family for allowing him to pick his opponent for his farewell match. There are so many superstars that he’d love to face, but only one that he wants to beat. This man has made his life a living hell since he became the General Manager of Monday Night RAW. That man is Baron Corbin. The crowd immediately boos. Nothing would make him happier than to make Corbin tap out at WrestleMania. Then he can end his career as the happiest man in the world. Oh it’s true… it’s damn true.