ECW on Sci-Fi Network
Announcers: Josh Matthews & Matt Striker
Location: London, England | Date: April 21, 2009
IN THE RING
Fit Finlay & Hornswoggle + Tyson Kidd & Natalya Neidhart: Fit Finlay said it was Hornswoggle’s last night on ECW (because he was drafted to RAW). Finlay asked General Manager Tiffany to put him in a farewell match tonight. Natalya Neidhart & Tyson Kidd came out and said with the midget Hornswoggle gone it gives more time for him. Finlay said Hornswoggle was a Leprecaun and Kidd was the midget. Natalya said Kidd was trained by the Hart’s in the Dungeon. Natalya said when her uncle Bret called himself the “best there ever will be” he lied, because that’s Tyson’s destiny. Natalya said if Hornswoggle wanted a match with Tyson it would probably be a short match. Natalya told Finlay & Hornswoggle to leave and make room for stars like Tyson and herself. Hornswoggle bit Natalya on the arse and Natalya demanded a match!
INTERGENDER MATCH
Hornswoggle w/Fit Finlay defeated Natalya Neidhart w/Tyson Kidd:
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
Tiffany + Natalya Neidhart & Tyson Kidd: Natalya Neidhart (w/Tyson Kidd) complained about Hornswoggle and demanded that he get fired! Tiffany said she may be new on the job but Natalya & Tyson can’t tell them what to do. Tiffany said she knows Hornswoggle can be a “pain in the butt” so this week she’ll book Natalya & Tyson vs. Finlay & Hornswoggle on WWE Superstars this Thursday.
SINGLES MATCH
Evan Bourne defeated Paul Burchill w/Katie Lea:
SQUASH MATCH
Vladimir Kozlov defeated Frankie Sloan:
IN THE RING (CONTRACT SIGNING)
General Manager Tiffany + Christian (challenger) + Jack Swagger (champion): Christian quietly signed the contract and Swagger was surprised that Christian didn’t have any one-liners for him. Swagger said Christian leaves the WWE for years and comes back expecting to get a title shot? Swagger said there was a crop of new stars and at the top was the All-American American Jack Swagger. Swagger said Christian may have earned his title shot in the Elimination Chase, but now Christian is realizing that he (Swagger) is faster, stronger, and better. Swagger said that is why Christian has nothing to say. Swagger stood up to leave, and Christian grabbed the microphone. Christian said he would love to make fun of Swagger for wearing the same suit he wore to his high school graduation. Christian said the material is endless, but at the end of the day it’s useless. Christian told Swagger to focus on running his mouth while he focuses on becoming the next ECW champion at Backlash. Tiffany thanked both men and Swagger held up the ECW belt with a huge grin on his face. Swagger pushed the belt into Christian’s chest and then attacked him! Swagger power-bombed Christian through the table! Swagger put his jacket back on and smiled into the camera confidently.