AEW Dynamite Results
May 13, 2020
Jacksonville, Florida (Daily’s Place)
Commentary: Jim Ross, Excalibur, and Tony Schiavone
Results by: Josh Boutwell of Wrestleview.com
Social Distancing Dynamite opens up with Lance Archer making his way to the ring. Footage of Archer and Roberts from last week is shown as they come to the ring. Roberts says that he has been asked to make an apology for his antics last week but he says he’ll do just that as soon as Brandi Rhodes kisses his ass.
He says that anytime someone comes inside the ringside area you enter their house and you do so at your own risk. Roberts says that a woman is great at home cooking and wiping baby’s butt. Roberts says that time is up for Cody and he can’t hide behind anyone else.
Cody drives his pickup truck into the arena and squares off with Archer! Cody goes after Roberts but that allows Archer to blindside him. They fight around ringside and Cody actually uses Archer’s own braids to choke him at one point. Cody throws a chair at Archer but he just shrugs it off and kills Cody with a Pump Kick.
Archer goes for the Blackout but Cody escapes and attempts a Cody Cutter. Archer tosses Cody aside and they stare each other down and Roberts tells him, “not now” and the heels retreat.
A vignette hypes up the tag teams in AEW.
The Jurassic Express (3-0) w/Marko Stunt vs. Best Friends (6-3) w/Orange Cassidy
Jungle Boy squares off with Taylor to start things off. Some nice mat wrestling from both men is capped off with an arm drag exchange. Luchasaurus and Trent tag in and Lucha tosses Trent all around the ring. Trent tries to use his speed to keep Lucha off balance but Lucha takes him down repeatedly with nasty chops and strikes.
Lucha hits a Press Slam followed by a Spinning Roundhouse Kick for a nearfall. Jungle Boy tags back in and goes for a Double Spring Armdrag but Trent catches him in midair and hits a Side Suplex. Trent lifts Jungle Boy up to the top rope and attempts a Superplex but Jungle Boy cuts him off. Taylor tries to help Trent but Jungle Boy ends up hitting a Missile Dropkick knocking Trent off Taylor’s shoulders.
Lucha hits a Tail Whip on Taylor and Jurassic Express hit an Assisted Bulldog on Taylor. Jungle Boy sets up for a dive but Trent cuts him off and then goes for a Tope Suicida onto Lucha on the outside. Lucha catches him in midair only for Taylor to kick Lucha and then the Best Friends connect with a Double Suplex on the floor. Jungle Boy hits a Somersault Plancha onto Best Friends on the outside!
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Trent hits Lucha with a Spear as we return from break. Taylor and Jungle Boy tag in and exchange strikes. Jungle Boy hits a Roaring Elbow but then walks into a Lifting Knee from Taylor. Trent hits a Flying Knee of his own but then he walks into a Tailwhip from Lucha. Lucha goes for his finish but Trent counters into a Tornado DDT out of the corner.
OC acts like he is going to dive off the ramp but Rey Fenix comes flying out of nowhere with a kick to OC’s head! MJF attacks Jungle Boy from behind as the referee is watching Fenix. MJF slams Jungle Boy into the ring post and then Taylor hits him with the Awful Waffle for the pin!
Winner: Best Friends via pinfall (Awful Waffle)
Wardlow comes out of nowhere and crushes Marko’s entire body by swinging him into the barricade!
Jon Moxley is shown arriving backstage and he’s pissed.
Fatal 4-Way Match
Penelope Ford (3-1) w/Kip Sabian vs. Kris Statlander (4-4) vs. Dr. Britt Baker DMD (4-3) vs. Hikaru Shida (8-2)
Nyla Rose is sitting ringside for this match. The four ladies go right at it with Statlander pairing off against Ford and Baker squaring off with Shida. Shida attempts the Curb Stomp but Statlander cuts her off and she and Shida hit a Double Backbreaker on Baker.
Ford takes out Statlander and Shida with a Cross Body Block but both girls kip up. Baker ducks an Enziguri attempt from Shida and goes for Lockjaw. Shida counters it and goes for a Suplex only to eat a Slingblade from Baker.
Baker goes for the Lockjaw again but Statlander stops her and picks her up by her nose. Statlander goes for a DVD but Ford kicks her and Baker connects with a Swinging DDT for a nearfall. Baker grinds her boot on Statlander’s face but Shida comes in and tosses Baker to the floor.
Ford goes for a springboard move but Statlander catchers her and hits an Electric Chair Drop for a nearfall before Shida breaks it up. Shida attempts to Superplex Baker off thet op but Statlander comes over and Super Bombs both of them! Statlander then tries to Press Slam Ford but she slips only for Statlander to catch her and then toss her on top of Baker. Shida hits a Flying Knee on Statlander.
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Statlander attempts Big Bang Theory but Baker kicks her in the head and then hits a Meteora on Shida for a nearfall. Baker hits an American Destroyer on Statlander but Ford catches her with a Handspring Cutter for a nearfall.
Shida goes for a Falcon’s Arrow on Ford but she blocks it and hits a Stunner. Baker catches Ford with a Swinging Neckbreaker but then Ford stumbles into a Michinoku Driver from Statlander for a nearfall. Shida tosses Statlander into the corner and then Suplexes Ford on top of her. Statlander backflips over a charging Shida but then walks into a Superkick from Baker.
Shida tosses Baker and Statlander to the floor but Ford comes flying off the top with a Missile Dropkick for a nearfall. Sabian grabs Shida from the apron but she moves out of the way of Ford and then hits her with an Enziguri for a nearfall. Shida hits the Falcon’s Arrow but Statlander breaks up the pin attempt.
Statlander goes for an Electric Chair Drop attempt on Ford but Ford catches her with a Reverse Rana Driver! Baker pulls Statlander to the floor and slams her into the ring post. Shida lifts Ford up to her shoulders and then brings down into a nasty Backbreaker! Baker has Statlander in the Lockjaw on the floor as Shida hits a Flying Knee on Ford for the pin.
Winner: Shida via pinfall (Flying Knee)
Suge D cuts a promo saying he’s been grinding for 16 years but Jericho has no respect for him or his name calling him Pineapple Pete. He says that at first he was insulted but ever since then life has been sweet for him. He says Jericho rolls with an Inner Circle but Pete doesn’t throw shapes, he throws hands.
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Proud-n-Powerful (0-1) vs. Kenny Omega (11-3) & Matt Hardy (0-1)
PNP attack Omega as he makes his entrance and before Hardy comes out. Santana dives off the back of Ortiz into a Shooting Star Press on Omega. Hardy comes out and PNP go right after him. Hardy actually bites Santana as pyro goes off. Hardy tosses Santana down the tunnel and goes after Ortiz in the ring as the bell finally rings.
PNP quickly turn the tables and double Hardy in the corner. Santana drags Hardy to the floor and then tosses him into the barricade. Omega flips over a charging Ortiz and misses a series of strikes before Ortiz rakes his back. PNP try to double Omega but he manages to hit a Leg Lariat/Bulldog combo on them.
Hardy tags in and the babyfaces toss Santana into the corner. Omega hits Poetry in Motion off the back of Hardy and then they hit a Double Suplex on Ortiz. Hardy hits a Side Effect on Santana followed by a Leg Drop for a nearfall.
Omega tags in and takes down Ortiz on the apron before getting clotheslined over the top by Santana. Omega comes back in with a slingshot attempt but Ortiz grabs his leg and slams him onto the apron.
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Santana puts Omega in a Brooklyn Crab and then Ortiz comes in and puts Omega in a Camel Clutch at the same time. Ortiz chokes Omega in the ropes and taunts Hardy at the same time. Omega fights back but Ortiz pokes him in the eyes and tags Santana. Santana puts Omega in an Abdominal Stretch but tags Ortiz and they hit a Double Northern Lights Suplex on Omega for a nearfall.
Ortiz and Omega exchange strikes until Omega catches him with a Snap Dragon out of nowhere. Hardy makes the hot tag and slams Santana in the turnbuckles repeatedly before hitting a Running Clothesline followed by a Bulldog attempt. Santana blocks it but then eats a Lariat. Hardy tosses Ortiz to the floor and hits a Side Effect on Santana for a nearfall.
Hardy hangs Santana up in the ropes and then drops him with a Hanging Elbow Drop for another nearfall. Hardy climbs up top and dives off with a Flying Knee. Hardy goes for the Twist of Fate but Ortiz cuts him off and backdrops Matt over the top. Santana hits a Tope Suicida onto Matt on the floor.
Back in the ring, PNP goes for the Street Sweeper but Hardy blocks it and hits a Reverse Twist of Fate on Ortiz. Omega hits a Slingshot Plancha onto Santana on the floor. Omega tosses Santana back in the ring where he eats a Twist of Fate for a nearfall before Ortiz breaks it up.
Omega tags in as Ortiz slams Hardy into the ring post. Omega goes for the Snap Dragon but Santana blocks it and then hits a Cutter. Ortiz hits a Shotgun Dropkick sending Omega into the corner. Santana then dives off Ortiz’s back with a Cannonball Senton for a nearfall.
PNP goes for the Street Sweeper again but Omega catches Ortiz with a Rana and Hardy tosses Santana to the ramp. Hardy tags in and locks Ortiz in a Hanging Guillotine until Sammy Guevara comes out with a neckbrace on. He tries to interfere in the match but Hardy kicks his chair away and hits him with a Twist of Fate onto the chair!
Hardy lifts Ortiz up to the top and attempts a Superplex but Ortiz shoves him off only for Omega to kill Ortiz with a V-Trigger! Hardy hits a Twist of Fate off the top for the pin!
Winners: Hardy & Omega via pinfall (Twist of Fate)
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Taz attempts to interview Darby Allin again backstage. Taz comes off condescending towards Allin as if maybe he doesn’t know what he’s doing but Allin cuts him off and tells Taz that he was a champion amateur wrestler in high school before walking off pissed off.
Excalibur announces the rules for the Casino Ladder Match. It will feature staggered entrances but a chip can be pulled down from the ceiling at any time.
Nyla Rose approaches Hikaru Shida backstage and says she got her a present before hitting her in the head with a kendo stick.
“The Salt of the Earth” MJF (5-0) w/Wardlow vs. Lee Johnson (0-5)
MJF attacks Johnson at the bell with a back elbow and then starts beating him down and taunting him. Johnson tries to fight back but MJF bitch slaps the hell out of him and tosses him to the floor. MJF chokes Johnson and then hits an Apron Bomb.
Back in the ring, MJF hits a Shoulder Breaker and locks in the Salt of the Earth for the submission.
Winner: MJF via submission (Salt of the Earth)
MJF cuts a promo about his match with Jungle Boy at the PPV this weekend. He says everyone is so excited for that match and says he has a little bit of ring rust and asks Lee Johnson about that. MJF says that he saw Marko Stunt had an open contract (assuming for next week) and he signed his name on the dotted line for that.
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“Pineapple Pete” Suge D (0-2) vs. “Le Champion” Chris Jericho (4-2) w/The Inner Circle
Jericho is wearing a “Pineapple Pete” shirt and as Suge gets in his face Jericho slaps him. Suge gets fired up and hits a series of strikes that backs Jericho into the corner. Suge hits a Running Back Elbow and a second one. Suge goes a third one but runs right into the Judas Effect for the pin.
Winner: Jericho via pinfall (Judas Effect)
Jericho rips off his Pineapple Pete shirt and says that now that the threat of Pineapple Pete threat has been vanquished he wants to turn his attention to the Elite vs. Inner Circle. Jericho questions whether or not The Young Bucks or Adam Page are even in The Elite anymore.
Jericho says that they are going to give The Elite a chance to get their shit together and face them one more time. He says while the world reacts to the Coronavirus, the Inner Circle interacts. He says they have created the Stadium Stampede Match. He says that if you thought their Street Fight was wild and whooly just wait until you see what the Inner Circle does to the Elite insdie a football stadium. He challenges The Elite to that match at Double or Nothing.
Vanguard 1 appears with the Inner Circle shirt that Jericho tried to give him a few weeks ago. “We accept” appears on the Vanguard 1’s screen. Jericho again tries to get Vanguard 1 to join the Inner Circle but instead he hits Vanguard 1 with a bat.
Matt Hardy comes out and mourns Vanguard 1.
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“Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels (4-1) w/SCU vs. “The Exalted One” Brodie Lee (4-0) w/The Dark Order
Lee wears the World Title to the ring and hands it over to one of his Dark Order members. Daniels eats an elbow to start the match and then catches a diving Daniels and drops him with a Powerslam. Lee tosses Daniels to the floor and beats him all around ringside. Daniels manages to kick the bottom rope into Lee’s face as he tried to get back in the ring and then hits a Tope Suicida followed by a Split Legged Moonsault!
Back in the ring, Daniels hits a Slingshot Elbow Drop but Lee kicks out at one. Daniels hits a series of elbows and right hands in the corner but Lee rakes his eyes and then kills him with a Mafia Kick. Lee backdrops Daniels and gets a nearfall.
Lee blatantly chokes Daniels in the corner and then runs him over with a Running Back Elbow. Lee gets into SCU’s faces at ringside before climbing back in and standing on Daniels’ head. Lee hits the Black Hole Slam for another nearfall.
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During the break, Lee hit a Superplex on Daniels. Lee hits a Slingshot Somersault Splash followed by a Superkick for another nearfall. Lee whips Daniels into the ropes and attempts a backdrop but Daniels comes back with a Spike DDT in midair. Daniels hits a series of Flying Forearms and then a Leaping Enziguri. Daniels goes up top and hits a Diving Rana and then goes to the top but 10 distracts him on the apron.
SCU pulls 10 off and beats him down at ringside. As the referee tries to separate them, Lee tries to hit Lee with a chair but Daniels kicks it into his face and then hits a Side Effect followed by putting him in the Koji Clutch. The Dark Order hits the ring but SCU and Colt Cabana cut them off. Lee grabs Daniels and goes for a Chokeslam but Daniels blocks it and hits the Angel’s Wings! 1…Brodie kicks out at one!
Daniels goes for a second Angel’s Wings but Lee blocks it and goes for a Powerbomb, but Daniels blocks it and hits a BME onto a standing Lee for a nearfall! Daniels goes to the top and attempts another Diving Rana but Lee counters into a Powerbomb in midair!
Lee hits a Roaring Lariat for the pin.
Winner: Lee via pinfall (Roaring Lariat)
Moxley finally makes his way down to the ring and fights his way through the Dark Order members. Lee and 10 retreat as Moxley lays out the rest of the members.
Moxley says that he can admire guts and seizing the opportunity but he will not suffer disrespect. He says that Lee made a very foolish decision that he will pay for. Mox says that the World Title is about a lot more than a piece of metal and Lee will find that out on May 23. He says that he will rain down a hailstorm of violence on Lee. Moxley says Lee may very well find that his AEW career was over before it started.