WRESTLING COLUMNS

Extra! Extra! Hulkamania Brought To Tears
May 17, 2002 - By Brad Dykens

IN THE RING: Hulk Hogan + Vince McMahon. Hulk Hogan limps to the ring.. Hogan milks a the crowd reaction {as usual}.. Hogan starts to cry {legit tears?} in the ring.. Hogan throws the microphone over his shoulder to soak in the moment.. Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan forgets to limp.. OOPS? Hogan is visibly shaken but tries to shake it off and get back into character.. Hogan points at the microphone signally that he has a script to follow! The crowd continues to cheer! Hogan 'hulks up' for the crowd's applause.. Hogan finally talks "you guys are OVER WHEALMING!" Hogan recounts the night after Wrestlemania in Montreal.. Hogan tells the Montreal crowd that they are "AWESOME!" Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! (Louder this time) Hogan says that he hopes this dream never ends! ~10:00 Mark of segment.. Hogan says that he KNOWS Hulkamania will Live Forever! Just as Hogan was about to address the Undertaker.. Vince McMahon's music hits and Vinnie-Mac comes to the ring.. Vince gets right up in Hulk Hogan's face! Chants of "You Screw'd Bret! You Screw'd Bret!" Vince says that it's his opinion that "Hulkamania Sucks!" Vince says he's looking at an empty shell of what Hogan used to be.. Vince says that Hulkamania is diseased.. Vince says that Hulkamania has an illness.. Vince says that Hulkamania has cancer.. Vince says that the Undertaker is going to bury Hulkamania at Judgement Day.. The crowd chants "Nah Nah Nah Nah Hey Hey Hey Goodbye!" {that doesn't make sense?!} Vince reminds Hogan that he (Vince) created Hulkamania.. Vince says that he can destroy Hulkamania whenever he wants.. Vince says that the Red & Yellow stands for the blood Hogan will pour on Sunday.. And the Yellow stands for the stripe that goes down his back! Vince slaps Hulkamania in the face!!!! Hogan fights back and knocks Vince down, and hitting a leg drop on him! Hogan forgets to limp again.. Hogan poses for the Montreal crowd.... Total time: 17 minutes...

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