You want egos? You want no-talents? You want whiners? ---- Then look no further than the list of wrestlers who define those three terms. These wrestlers exemplify the worst in professional wrestling not just because of their egos, not just because of their self-serving attitude and horrendous wrestling skills but because they think they are better than everyone else, they think they know everything and they think they are the greatest in the world. Well, they are not. They are far from decent. They are the bottom of the barrel, the crap you want to scrap off your shoes and the most worthless "wrestlers" in the history of this great sport.

These guys are a contrast to the other wrestlers, who vary in size, talent and character, but always put their best damn effort to impress their bosses, entertain the fans and always try hard to get over. They deserve respect for their hard work and love for the business. John Cena, Kane and the Big Show will always be criticized for their formulaic moveset but you cannot deny that these guys work really hard, especially Cena, who always acts natural in front of the hostile crowd. That's what sets them apart from guys like Bill Goldberg and Sid Vicious, who care nothing about anyone other than money and themselves and still could not draw a freaking dime .

Other guys, such as Hulk Hogan, Triple H, Steve Austin and the Undertaker deserve their brag of fame after achieving great success. As much as I hate Hulk Hogan for what he did to WCW, even I must admit that he helped turned the WWF into a billion-dollar monster during his years with the company and his nostalgic appearances in shows helped contribute financial success for the WWE so that is why he is not included. Therefore, he does have something to prove when questioned about his greatness.

The same cannot be said, however, for those who were put over as the future of professional wrestling but then ended up meaning nothing to their peers. It is depressing when one wrestler is pushed as the next big star and then falls into the crapper due to egos, personal issues and loss of passion for this sport. It's worse when this wrestler turns out to be an obnoxious bastard in real life in the contrary of his persona in the ring. That is the definition of worthless.

And worthless would most certainly describe the following wrestlers who mean little to nothing in wrestling. So ladies and gentlemen, bake some popcorn, fill your drinks and bring your friends and family as you will bear witness to the most earth-shattering display of ineptitude and incompetence ever to blind your sensitive eyes.

In all seriousness, just read the list of the crybabies, has-beens and the punks in professional wrestling. This is just Part I. I will start Part II in the future.

Bill Goldberg - It is extremely obvious that everyone in the OWW.com dislikes Bill Goldberg. He's not the only one. No other wrestler exemplifies what is wrong with wrestling than everyone's favorite Steve Austin clone from Atlanta, Georgia. Bill Goldberg may well be the most overrated "wrestler" to ever step foot in the wrestling business. Look up the term ego on the dictionary, you will find a picture of Bill Goldberg. He contributes nothing good to the industry other than showing just how damn sloppy you can be if you are not trained to be a wrestler, instead of being picked up from a football team. Back in WCW, he once meant something but the reality is that Goldberg does not give shite about the company and the wrestlers he worked with. From injuring wrestlers with complete recklessness to demanding MORE money, even though he works less than 99% percent of the rest of the roster, even the WWE regrets ever signing this money-loving idiot because of his big-ass ego. Hulk Hogan seems generous compared to Bill Goldberg. People can bash the WWE all they want about mishandling Goldberg but the blame should go straight to the Man himself. From refusing to work with Triple H to no-showing at an Australia tour to getting into shuffles with Chris Jericho to making MORE demands prior to his contract expiration, when Bitchy Bill does not get what he wants, he cries like a baby. But according to him, all the blame should go to the WWE. Living proof that he fails to realize that he means as much to wrestling these days as the Ultimate Warrior.

And don't get me started with his wrestling, either. When even El Gigante can wrestle better than this reckless, self-centered piece of cow dung, then he's got problems. Other than some good matches with Diamond Dallas Page and Chris Jericho and an entertaining brawl with Scott Steiner, all of Goldberg's matches have been nothing been squashes, squashes and even more squashes. What's worse is that they are pointless and they completely destroy the heat of talented wrestlers who actually have a great future. All of this is built up by what Goldberg likes to call, a legacy to his career. I question anyone on how they considered getting wins over Renegade, Barry Horowitz and other jobbers a legacy. Is Goldberg trying to tell us that burying midcarders helps make you a star? Did Taz ever consider destroying hundreds of ECW jobbers a legacy to his career? What about Bobby Lashley, who has spent weeks dismantling losers from SMACKDOWN? Does he consider that a legacy? It's one thing to squash wrestlers and improve a lot when you become champion. Brock Lesnar squashed a lot of RAW midcarders but he was a tremendous athlete and it showed during his main event matches. Ditto Samoa Joe in TNA. Goldberg never improved, he never expanded his move set and he refused to work with certain wrestlers just because he thought he was bigger than everyone else.

Furthermore, what does it say when Bill Goldberg considered himself a veteran two-three years after debuting in WCW? To be a veteran is to be around a company for an excessive long period of time, gain some experience and teach those youthful wrestlers that experience. Yet Goldberg called himself a veteran just as he won the WCW World title? Give me a break. Combine all this with his laughable promos, sloppy in-ring performances and ending Bret Hart's career and you've got one huge heap of suck wrapped in a disease-infested bag.

Kevin Nash - For years, critics have lambasted Kevin Nash for being injury prone and doing little in the ring, despite his constant main event pushes. When he made his first triumphant return in the WWE in 2002, Nash proved those critics...right. Despite only wrestling in a scarce of WWE matches, Nash immediately injured his arm with not even little effort and was kept in the sideline for a couple of months before returning to RAW in July and THEN ending up tearing his quad in a matter of 15 seconds. That's called dedication, folks. Even laziness shows how much sacrifice your body will take in the ring. Sarcasm aside, Kevin Nash will go down as one of the biggest wastes of money ever since Scott Steiner, especially when you look at his insipid performances in the WWE and TNA. Over-hyped with little value, Kevin Nash is a lazy, heatless, broken-down dinosaur who moves like a snail and wrestles like he's got tree branches instead of bones in his body. Big Sexy, the Giant Killer?!! How about Big Lazy, the Workrate Killer?

Yet despite all this, this ego-ridden punk was put in a World Championship feud against Triple H in 2003, which did nothing for the company, other than give us (and the fans) some of the most agonizing PPV main events and boring interviews since...well, KEVIN Nash vs. Randy Savage from 1999. And for all his accolades and proclamation on how he rose to fame, not even a phenomenal worker in Triple H could carry this heatless dinosaur to a good match. Whether it had anything to do with politics is in debate but why the WWE would consider pushing Kevin Nash over hard-working talent like Booker T and Chris Jericho in a World title feud is enough to cause seizures. Never mind the fact that Nash was repeatedly booed out of the building in consecutive RAW episodes and that no one bought him as a legitimate threat but the fact that he received a World title shot TWICE is mind-boggling. Eventually though, Nash proved his usefulness by jobbing to HEAT midcarder Test and Chris Jericho on RAW and then at SummerSlam, before his contract expiration at the end of the year.

It boggles my mind that wrestling promotions these days believe that Kevin Nash could help lead them to success, even though he drew some of the lowest PPV buyrates in WWE history, not to mention wrestles a total amount of 12 times a year. The fact to the matter is this: Kevin Nash has made ZERO positive contributions for the companies that give him a contract, does little to help other wrestlers and unlike Hogan or Flair, you can't go back to Nash and come back successful. Kevin Nash is more than abysmal; he is inept, he is boring and most importantly, he is extremely worthless.

Billy Gunn - Speaking of worthless, what do you call a crappy wrestler who had everything that most wrestlers would never have, got shoved down our throats hundreds of times in spite of his nonexistent workrate, blew it all in a great display of stupidity and whines like he was the most important man to ever exist in this world? Easy, a pathetic loser who lashes out at other wrestlers because he cannot face the fact that he means nothing to wrestling. Enter Billy Gunn, the epitome of pure waste. Despite countless gimmicks and rubs in trying to get him over, this walking balloon would be jobbing to midcarders had he not befriend Shawn Michaels or Kevin Nash and the fact that he heralds himself as a great wrestler is enough to make even a cynic laugh. Rightly considered a terrible worker by Dave Meltzer, Billy Gunn can point fingers at wrestlers like Triple H and blame them for his career being wrecked all he wants but nobody is ever going to buy a guy who received more semi-main event pushes than there were Hardcore title changes and benefited little from it.

What's even funny (or sad) is that the primary reason that Billy Gunn is attacking wrestlers like Triple H is just so he can draw attention to himself and have all the Internet fans respect him. Because he is so deprived of a joy and refuses to move on with his life like any normal human being would do, he feels the need to make up a shoot interview and trash Hunter just so he can kiss the Internet fans' ass. You do not believe me? Here is a sample of his shoot interview:

"He's (Triple H) an evil person. When you're up there...everybody knows that he runs the show and if he doesn't like it, or he doesn't like you, he'll say one thing in front of you, but he'll turn right around and stab you right in the back"."

Normally I would say, "SEE, THERE'S PROOF!!! TRIPLE H IS A BACKSTABBING PRICK!!!" But when it's coming from Billy Gunn, a man who was shoved down our throat more times than Jeff Jarrett, then you cannot really take him seriously. And for all his overexposure, Triple H is still a great wrestler with good comic timing, in-ring credibility and decent promo skills. Also Triple H was given a main event push and ran the ball with it, becoming one of the most successful stars in the industry, which is something Billy Gunn never achieved and will likely never get over. Billy Gunn then stated in a recent interview that he would have beat Triple H's ass in real life but could not because he had to support his family. Yeah, sure. Billy Gunn, who throws wussy punches like a girl can take on Triple H. Besides that, Billy must not have watched RAW for the past several months because I did not recall Triple H being in the World title picture since June until today. Meanwhile, he and his partner B.G. James have hogged the TNA undercard since his arrival with the never-ending 4Live Kru saga and has wrestled the same damn match with Team Canada. Could bitterness and ego contribute to this nonsense? Nah, it must be Triple H's fault.

Let me ask you fans something else, did you ever pay your hard-earned money to see a Billy Gunn match? I didn't think so.

So what you got here is a bitter, self-serving loser who refuses to grow up like a mature adult and focus on the future instead being trapped in the mindless past. Now Billy Gunn knows how it feels to be treated like a jobber in and out of the ring because that's what he could have been had he not been part of the DX stable, which included Triple H. As a solo star, he's had no success, achieved nothing and has no legacy. People will forget him the moment he retires.

Mark Henry - By late August, Mark Henry's ten-year, $10 million wrestling contract comes to an end and thank goodness. I apologize to all the Mark Henry fans (as if there is any) but doing nothing worthwhile for ten years while making $1 million each year where other workers make at least $250,000-300,000 a year is ridiculous. For the past decade, Mark has been engulfed in one embarrassing angle after another ranging from having sex with a transvestite to Sexual Chocolate to impregnating Mae Young to lifting cars to show off his strength. I am completely surprised that he did not ask for a release when all of this were happening. But then again, when you make $1 million a year by doing jackshit, how can you not leave? In the ring, Mark left little to desire and has not have a good match ever. Now that he is slated for a big WrestleMania match against the Undertaker, expect this to be his last hurrah as if anyone cares. Hopefully, he will go away for good and take the stench that he left in the ring for the past ten years with him.

Jeff Hardy - How art the mighty have fallen. From being dubbed as a future main eventer to being neglected in pre-PPV matches and reduced to having garbage matches with Abyss, Raven and Rhino. It's hard to believe that Jeff Hardy was considered as the next Shawn Michaels a few years ago. Boy, does time ever change? Watching Jeff Hardy today and Jeff Hardy back in 1999 is like watching two different versions of a movie classic. Back in those days, Jeff could go and wrestle like there was no tomorrow. Today, Jeff Hardy needs to be put through tables to have a good match. Sad, isn't it?

I once respected Jeff Hardy, even when he blew lots of spots and performed sloppily in the ring during his last days in the WWE. But when he came to TNA, it was quite obvious that his passion in wrestling was gone. From one horrible match to another, even with good wrestlers and decent brawlers, Jeff Hardy went from a talented spot monkey to an inept, mediocre archer (which means not hitting the spot in the bullseye target). Jeff also reached new heights of ineptitude by no-showing three PPV events and still getting employed, despite doing nothing for TNA and getting more money than most of the roster.

It is often said that regardless of how messy your in-ring performance is, as long as you really put in a lot of effort and respect the people around you, you will be forever praised by your peers. Not Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy will never come close to Shawn Michaels or Sabu in terms of dedication to this sport and doing your damn best to entertain the fans. Sabu was sometimes sloppy but he had a great contribution to this sport and it was his reckless moves and dangerous, gutsy spots that made him a huge fan favorite. When you look at Jeff Hardy, you don't look at a guy working his ass off; you're looking at a guy who just goes to work to collect his paycheck. You're looking at a man whose merchandise will keep selling but his respect will never be earned. You are looking at a has-been.

Ultimate Warrior - Aaahh, the Ultimate Warrior. How dreadfully dull would this list be without everyone's favorite gay-bashing, ultra-right-wing retard from Woyah Land? If anyone deserves to be on this list more than anybody, it's Jim Hellwig: The Ultimate Pinhead, the Supreme Retard, the Colossus of Sloppiness. I could make better and more logical nicknames of the Ultimate Warrior but that would be overstaying my welcome. The truth to the matter is that the Warrior eclipses Goldberg, Sid and Kevin Nash as the most worthless, talent-less, brainless and valueless wrestler to ever exist in the world. The Warrior could have been the next Hulk Hogan. He had incredibly strong fan following, his gimmick electrified the audience and his mind-numbingly incoherent interviews were made up by such great unparallel intensity. Instead, he became a direct opposite. As soon as he won the WWE Championship from Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania VI, it was a start of a strong decline to the Woyah's career. He could have been the next big thing but rather than compensating that success into establish himself as a major player, he used it for his own personal gains, to fill money in his pocket and to show what a great leader he was by getting into a fight with Rick Rude and almost ending other wrestlers' careers with his horrendous wrestling skills. He never worked hard, he cared only about himself and his fan value and drawing abilities deteriorated greatly as a result of his character, in and out of the ring.

The Warrior was given hundreds of chances by the WWE after being repeatedly fired for his disruptive behavior. Say what you want about the WWE's venomous portrayal of Hellwig on the "Self-Destruction" DVD but you have to admit, had the WWE not existed back in 1992, the Warrior would be reduced in working at little Independent organizations and sit his ass at home and sulk. Not surprisingly, it blew up in his face and his inability to control his ego would signal the beginning of an end to his "legacy."

Normally, this debacle would be long and forgotten but the Ultimate Warrior made an even greater idiot of himself by living his gimmick in real life like he was still in a wrestling storyline. How else to explain his convoluted words of wisdom on his laughable website or his overblown sentences, meanings and tips that are either confusing or comical? Who the hell has a name on their ID that says 'Warrior Warrior'? And do not get me started with the politics. All that needs to be said can be found on my other anti-Warrior article, "Jim Hellwig: The Ultimate Pinhead".

Egos, no-talent, whiner...the three established terms that would describe any man but they will forever be linked to one Ultimate Warrior, the personification of pure suck and the representation of the crappiness that has engulfed wrestling for what seems like an eternity. But if you thought the Warrior is out of the wrestling picture, think again. Now he seems to be encouraging TNA to bring him and Goldberg so that they can tear the house down. Those two could not even knock down a sandcastle. This is an advice to TNA: do not, I repeat, do not sign Goldberg or Warrior. They will cause pain than pleasure.

Bring in Sting and Bret Hart and Scott Steiner (if he is motivated) but leave Warrior and Goldberg alone.

Let them stew.

Part II will take a while but I promise it will show up.

by Joe L. --- [View Joe L's Column Index]..