TNA WRESTLING RESULTS

Announcers: Mike Tenay & Don West.. Location: Orlando, Florida (Universal Studios) Date: January 17, 2008 (Taped: January 8, 2008)

PARKING LOT: Jeremy Borash greeted the The Angle Alliance, who arrived in tuxedo's ready for a celebration.. Kurt Angle said when A.J. Styles wins the threeway tonight he (Angle) won't have to defend for two months! Jeremy Borash said Styles might want a title shot and Karen Angle said "A.J. has already made his decision".. IN THE RING: Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin & Jay Lethal + Team 3-D & Johnny Devine.. Alex Shelley accepted Team 3-D's challenge to a Hardcore Street Fight at Against All Odds on PPV.. Alex Shelley added a stip where if they win then they get to institute a weight restriction on Team 3-D.. Brother Ray came out talking trash and claimed that he and Devon were in the best shape of their lives.. Team 3-D & Johnny Devine said when they win at Against All Odds, the TNA X-Division will be disbanded.. Team 3-D wanted to shake on it, so Shelley & Sabin & Lethal shook hands, but then attacked Team 3-D from behind! Everybody started to brawl and Matt Morgan came out and tried desperately to separate all six men from each other.. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Abyss (Said the big secret will be revealed tonight "Over My Dead Body").. VIDEO PACKAGE: Featuring the series of beatings endured by Shark Boy over the last few months.. SHARK TANK: Jeremy Borash & Shark Boy (at Shark Boy's home).. The house was like an aquiarium and all of his family members were wearing Shark masks (so hilarious!).. The doctor said it didn't look good and that Shark Boy may have finally reached low tide (family cries).. MATCH: Tomko defeated "Showtime" Eric Young (in posession of the Drinking Series Championship belt).. After the match: Cowboy James Storm ran out and gave the Eye of the Storm on Eric Young and took the DSC belts.. James Storm gave Tomko a beer, but Tomko kicked him out of the ring and gave the beer & belt back to Eric Young.. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Christian Cage.. Christian Cage said it was okay for Tomko to stand alone but A.J. Styles stabbed him in the back.. BACKSTAGE: Crystal Louthan took Dustin Rhodes into Black Reign's workship and Rhodes strated freaking out.. KNOCKOUTS MATCH: ODB (One Dirty Bitch) defeated Angelina Love... After the match: ODB cashed in her title shot and challenged Awesome Kong to a match at Against All Odds.. SPY CAM: Kevin Nash was shown talking to Samoa Joe giving him advice on getting success in pro-wrestling.. SHARK TANK: Jeremy Borash & Shark Boy & Wildcat Chris Harris.. Chris Harris said this was ridiculous but he has resorted to this just to get some TV time on TNA iMPACT.. LAX & Salinas showed up to check up on Shark Boy - and Homicide said he thought Shark Boy was dieing.. Chris Harris spoke up and proclaimed "The only thing DEAD around here is my career!" - good job Chris! MATCH: Kaz (with Marlena the rat) defeated Senshi (last match with TNA).. Black Reign showed up and whacked Kaz with the Darkness Falls weapon and then looked for "Misty" the rat.. The cage that Kaz brought down was empty and Black Reign went berzerk pounding on Kaz and freaking out.. INTERVIEW: Jeremy Borash & Father James Mitchell (and Judas Mesias in the background).. Father James Mitchell said the secret will be revealed and Chris' (Abyss) life will be changed forever.. INTERVIEW: Jeremy Borash & "Prince" A.J. Styles + Tomko.. A.J. Styles went to Tomko looking for advice on what he should do if he wins the triple threat match.. Tomko said A.J. Styles won the Tag Team titles without Kurt and he can win the World title without Kurt.. MATCH: Abyss defeated Lance Hoyt w/Jimmy Rave.. During the match: Father James Mitchell came out and gave "Chris" the opportunity to reveal the secret.. Abyss refused and Father James Mitchell took a TNA camera backstage while Abyss finsihed off Lance Hoyt.. BACKSTAGE: Father James Mitchell (while Abyss watched from the ring).. Father James Mitchell said Chris' mom let him run around and do whatever he wanted when he was a kid.. Father James Mitchell said Chris sat by and watched his mom shoot his father in the back three times.. Father James Mitchell said he can't help but feel like three bullets ripping through HIS flesh.. Father James Mitchell then revealed that he was Abyss' biological father (wow, shocking, yawn).. BACKSTAGE: Crystal Louthan tried to get a reaction from Abyss but he was busy freaking out... MATCH: Robert Roode w/Miss Payton Banks defeated Sonjay Dutt.. Sonjay Dutt tried to get a kiss from So-Cal Val, but she turned him down - so he pinched her butt! Midway through the match: Tracy Brooks ran down but the referee stopped her from getting Payton Banks.. After the match: Tracy Brooks tried to jump in to get at Robert Roode but Payton Banks cut her off! Robert Roode pulled Tracy Brooks off of Payton Banks, and Tracy slapped Roode accross the face HARD! Matt Morgan ran down and stopped everything before any illegal man-on-woman violence could go down.. INTERVIEW: Jeremy Borash & A.J. Styles & Karen Angle (Karen manipulating Styles with promises).. SHARK TANK: Jeremy Borash & Shark Boy + Angelina Love & Velvet Skye... Angelina & Velvet wanted to give Shark Boy some kisses but Shark Dad jumped on the bed.. IN THE RING: Kip James & BG James & Roxxie Leveaux + "Bullet" Bob Armstrong.. Kip James said he handed BG James a title shot and they have been tag team partners for the last ten years.. BG James said he was blessed by God to see some of his dreams come true, of becoming a professional wrestler.. BG James said one of his dreams was to stand side-by-side with his hero - his partner - Bullet Bob Armstrong! Kip James (who considers himself part of the James family) accepted the choice and have Bullet Bob a HUG! SHARK TANK: Jeremy Borash & Shark Boy + "Showtime" Eric Young.. Eric Young showed up and told Shark Boy to fight for his life and then noticed Shark's eyes were open.. Shark Boy sat up and cut a promo like Stone Cold (Cause that's the bottom line cause Shark Boy said so!).. IN THE RING: Kurt Angle.. Kurt Angle said A.J. Styles will win tonight so that he will get a two month pass on defending his championship.. Kurt Angle then plugged the Global iMPACT show coming on next featuring his match in Japan with Yuji Nagata.. BACKSTAGE: Jim Cornette & Scott Steiner & Petey Williams.. Jim Cornette convinced Scott Steiner that the TNA X-Division wasn't about size it was about being the BEST! Scott Steiner got inspired and said he was the BEST and stormed off content with his X-Division title shot.. #1 CONTENDERS 3-WAY: Christian Cage defeated A.J. Styles and Samoa Joe to earn another shot at the TNA title! Samoa Joe was DQ'd by the referee for using a chair that was introduced into the match by A.J. Styles.. Matt Morgan came out to enforce the referee's decision, and Kevin Nash came down to calm Samoa Joe down.. END OF SHOW.... Go Back To TNA History