TNA WRESTLING RESULTS

Announcers: Mike Tenay & Don West.. Location: Orlando, Florida (Universal Studios) Date: December 13, 2007 (Taped: December 4, 2007)

IN THE RING: Christian Cage + Kurt Angle & Karen Angle & Robert Roode.. Christian Cage said that he was a prick and that is why he is the best in the wrestling business today.. Christian Cage booked a tag team match for later: Kurt Angle & Robert Roode vs. Christian Cage & a parter.. Christian Cage addressed Kurt Angle and said there wasn't enough room in Total Nonstop Action for them both.. Kurt Angle, Karen Angle, & Robert Roode came out to the stage and said Christian was spewing the same B.S.. Kurt Angle said Christian Cage was right about there not being enough room for the both of them in TNA.. Robert Roode spoke up and said he was finished doing Christian's dirty work and told him to find a partner.. INTERVIEW: Jeremy Borash & A.J. Styles & Tomko... Tomko was laughing about the Cage/Angle situation but A.J. Styles was all stressed out about it.. Tomko blamed A.J. Styles for the turmoil and said that what they have to do is choose sides.. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Petey Williams (Said he was 110% sure his case has the World title shot).. FEAST, FIRED, or $50,000 MATCH: Scott Steiner beat BG James and Christopher Daniels and Petey Williams.. The winner of the match can keep, trade, or exchange their Feast or Fired case for $50,000... After the match: Jeremy Borash offered Scott Steiner $50,000 to give up his coveted briefcase... Scott Steiner played it like he was a contestant on the Price is Right, asking the fans for advice.. Scott Steiner said $50,000 is a lot of money but he wants his title shot and traded with Petey Williams! IN THE RING: Jeremy Borash & Scott Steiner & BG James & Christopher Daniels & Petey Williams.. Now they're pretending that they are Deal or No Deal with the briefcases being opened by useless models.. They opened Petey Williams' case (which WAS Scott Steiner's case) - a TNA World Heavyweight title shot! INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Kaz + Christian Cage.. Kaz said that no matter how much success he has he will stay humble - just like Chuck Norris.. Christian Cage came in and said Kaz upped his game recently and tonight he will be his tag team parter.. MATCH: Kaz defeated Rellik.. After the match: Black Reign attacked Kaz and gave him a shot to the forehead with the Darkness Falls.. Black Reign & Rellik put Misty the Rat in a bag and put the bag over Kaz's head to torture him! INTERVIEW: Jeremy Borash & Angelina Love & Velvet Skye (Really bizarre and hard to explain).. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan and James Storm & Jackie Moore and Robert Roode & Tracy Brooks.. Jackie Moore was drunk out of her mind and poured beer down Tracy Brooks' cleavage.. Tracy Brooks got upset and Robert Roode gave her a pep talk telling her Jackie was a veteran.. KNOCKOUTS TAG MATCH: Angelina Love & Velvet Skye defeated Jackie Moore (drunk) & Tracy Brooks.. Tracy Brooks got pinned and Jackie Moore got in the ring and started shoving her tag team partner.. Robert Roode showed up and told the inebriated Jackie Moore never to put her hands on Tracy Brooks.. Robert Roode then called Tracy Brooks pathetic and told her to save him the trouble and just QUIT.. Sharmell (Booker T's wife and valet) came out and said that was no way to treat a lady.. Robert Roode said Sharmell may wear the pants in her family but he (Roode) is the boss in his.. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Christian Cage + Kevin Nash.. Christian Cage found Kevin Nash laying down reading the paper and asked him to be his tag team partner tonight.. Kevin Nash said he was busy doing what he does best; sit around, do nothing, and get paid for it (Oh My God!).. IN THE RING: Father James Mitchell + Abyss + Judas Mesias.. Father James Mitchell said it was time for Abyss to come out to the ring to finally tell the truth.. Father James Mitchell addressed "Chris" and said he always promised they could be like father & son.. Father James Mitchell said Chris (Abyss) owes everything he is and everything he will ever be to him.. Father James Mitchell said he told the world last year that Chris watched his mother shoot his father.. Father James Mitchell asked if Chris was ready to tell the truth and held the microphone to his mouth.. Abyss wouldn't talk so Father James Mitchell said if Chris won't do it then he'll get the job done himself.. Abyss decked Father James Mitchell and grabbed him by the throat but Judas Mesias showed up to save Mitchell! Judas Mesias wrapped a barbed-wire noose around Abyss' neck and raked the barbs accross Abyss's forehead.. Judas Mesias whacked the bloodied Abyss with a chair and Father James tied Abyss' arms behind his back.. Judas Mesias whacked the Abyss with a steel chair again and gave him the "Straight to Hell" on the chair.. INTERVIEW: Jeremy Borash & Booker T & Sharmell + Christian Cage.. Booker T said he is one of the nicest guys in the wrestling business but you don't wanna piss him off.. Christian Cage interrupted not thinking the interview was LIVE and asked Booker T to be his tag partner.. Christian Cage said times have changed and of all the wrestlers in TNA he is asking Booker T first.. Booker T said he would never be Christian Cage's partner and proclaimed the interview was over.. MATCH: Booker T w/Sharmell defeated "Wildcat" Chris Harris.. Chris Harris asked what he had to do to get some attention in TNA, change his last name to "Angle" ? IN THE RING: Jeremy Borash & Scott Steiner & BG James & Christopher Daniels.. Now they're pretending that they are Deal or No Deal with the briefcases being opened by useless models.. They opened case BG James' case (he was afraid it would be a pink slip) and it was a Tag Team title shot! Jeremy Borash said he and his partner Kip James must be happy, and BG said his partner is yet to be determined.. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Dustin Rhodes (Said that Black Reign has been tormenting him all his life).. LUMBERJACK STRAP MATCH: "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal defeated "X-Division Traitor" Johnny Devine.. Lumberjacks: Shark Boy (in a neck brace), Senshi, Elix Skipper, Sonjay Dutt, Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin... After the match, Johnny Devine was held down and strapped by all member of the TNA X-Division.. Team 3-D walked down to ringside but would not get in the ring to save their little buddy.. IN THE RING: Jeremy Borash & Scott Steiner & Christopher Daniels.. TNA stretched this out to three segments for ratings but at this point I stopped caring about the outcome.. Scott Steiner said Petey Williams lied to him about the contents of his case - there's no lieing in wrestling! Jeremy Borash did his best Ryan Seacrest impression building the suspense and they throwing to commercial.. They opened the cases and Scott Steiner won an X-Division title shot and Christopher Daniels was - FIRED! Jeremy Borash wished Christopher Daniels luck in the future and extended his hand as Daniels started to cry.. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Samoa Joe + Christian Cage... Christian Cage asked Samoa Joe to be his partner and Joe ranted about his TNA contract and being mistreated.. Christian Cage said he will go out for his tag team match with the only person who matters to him - HIM! MAIN EVENT: Kurt Angle & Robert Roode w/Karen Angle defeated Christian Cage... Kurt Angle & Robert Roode threw the referee out of the ring and continued the assault on Christian afterwards.. A.J. Styles came out and stood on the ring apron thinking about which side he wanted to chose - Kurt or Cage.. END OF SHOW.... Go Back To TNA History