WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
August 31, 2007|
Albany, New York
Announcers: Michael Cole & JBL
- DARK MATCH: Johnny Jeter defeated Kenny Dykstra in a dark match..
- DARK MATCH: The Daltons (Jesse & Festus) defeated Dave Taylor & Paul Burchill in a dark match..
- IN THE RING: Theodore Long + The Great Khali w/translator..
- Theodore Long booked a series of matches to determine the next #1 Contender to the World Heavyweight title..
- CHAMPIONSHIP COMPETITION MATCH: Fit Finlay defeated Kane..
- VIGNETTE: Jesse & Festus are coming to SmackDown! (Talked about the kids going Back to School)..
- TAG TITLE MATCH: Matt Hardy & Montel Vontavious Porter defeated Deuce & Domino w/Cherry to win the titles!
- Matt Hardy played face in peril and when he finally reached for the tag, MVP was on the floor talking to Cherry!
- MVP got back on the ring apron and yelled at Matt Hardy, who eventually slapped his partner (MVP) across the face!
- The "slap" was considered a tag, so MVP jumped in the ring and won the Tag Titles after Hardy did all the work!
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Batista..
- Vince McMahon said Batista is from Washington DC, where his dad first opened his wrestling organization's office..
- Vince McMahon said he spent a lot of time in Washington DC and asked Batista if he thought he might be his child..
- Batista said his mom worked really hard and they were poor while Vince McMahon was making millions of dollars..
- Batista said if he found out Vince was his father he would beat him unmercifully for not helping them out..
- IN THE RING: Eugene + "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry ..
- Eugene was in the ring having fun with the t-Shirt gun when Mark Henry interfered and squeezed him with a bearhug..
- Mark Henry said he doesn't care of The Undertaker is coming back, he will bloody his carcus like he did last time..
- The Undertaker's GONG - Then they played the creepy video featuring the hype for Undertaker's return at Unforgiven..
- CHAMPIONSHIP COMPETITION MATCH: Rey Mysterio defeated Batista by DQ when Finlay whacked Rey with a chair!
- Batista clapped for Rey during his entrance and they gave each other hugs before the match started..
- Fit Finlay got Batista intentionally DQ'd because he thought Rey was the easier road the World title..
- VIGNETTE: Suspended Diva Ashley Massaro preparing for her opportunity to appear on the reality show "Survivor"..
- IN THE RING: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman..
- Vince McMahon talked about RAW with Triple H and denied that he had sexual relations with any of those women..
- The Coach then brought out some women that Vince McMahon DID have sex with including a hot one named "Cheryl"..
- "Cheryl" said Vince McMahon was the best lover she ever had and since then nobody has compared to Mr. McMahon..
- The Coach brought out three women who had a foursome with Vince McMahon - "Theresa," "Elizabeth," and "Spice"
- The three ladies said "Thanks to Mr. McMahon we brought in the new year with a BANG" - that was embarassing.
- The Coach brought out "Mary Cathrine," actually now she is "Sister Mary Cathrine" - even more embarassing..........
- Sister Mary Cathrine said since she was with Mr. McMahon the only one who could satisfy her was God (how lame)..
- Vince McMahon talked about meeting his family and their attornys on RAW and he was starting to hate his family..
- Vince McMahon said he hopes his bastard son showed up on RAW so that he can show him what a loving family is..
- MASTERLOCK CHALLENGE: Chris Masters vs. Chuck Palumbo ended in a No Contest..
- Chris Masters tried to get in a sucker-punch but Chuck Palumbo caught him and knocked him out of the ring..
- BACLSTAGE: Jamie Noble & Shannon Moore..
- Shannon Moore wished Jamie Noble next week but Noble seemed to be going insane due to Hornswoggle..
- CHAMPIONSHIP COMPETITION FINALS: Rey Mysterio defeated Fit Finlay...
- After the match: The Great Khali came down and stood in front of Rey Mysterio, who came up to his belly button..
- The Great Khali shoved Rey Mysterio down and then went for the double claw until Batista thankfully made the save!
- Rey Mysterio gave World Heavyweight Champion The Great Khali a 619 and Batista nailed him with a big Spear!
- And that's a wrap folks...
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