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WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS

March 24, 2005
Memphis, Tennessee - FedEx Forum
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz

VELOCITY TAPINGS:
- Paul London defeated Spike Dudley..
- Mark Jindrak defeated Doug Basham..
- John Heidenreich defeated Robert Adams..
- Akio & Billy Kidman defeated Nunzio & Sho Funaki..
IN RING INTERVIEW: Tazz & The Big Show + Luther Reigns..
- They obviously put Tazz out there to make Big Show look "Larger Than Life" cause Tazz is short..
- Tazz talked to The Big Show about the Sumo Match at Wrestlemania 21 between Big Show and Akebono..
- The Big Show says that Akebono might outweight him, but he (Big Show) is still BIGGER than Akebono..
- Luther Reigns showed up and drove a jeep onto the stage and told Big Show to stop jacking his jaws!
- Luther Reigns says Big Show is 7' tall, 500lbs -- a Giant -- we get it!
- Luther Reigns points out that Big Show has No Sumo Experience and he'll just embarass the SD! lockerroom..
- Luther Reigns puts the microphone down and tries to flip the jeep onto its side to demonstrate his ability..
- The Big Show laughed at Luther Reigns from the ring, bringing Reigns down and they brawled..
- The Big Show put an end to that quickly by chokeslamming poor Luther Reigns..
- The Big Show then tipped over the jeep onto its side with his sheer power! (After a few tries)..
BACKSTAGE: Eddie Guerrero & Chavo Guerrero..
- Eddie Guerrero tells Chavo to get lost and stop trying to stir up trouble between he and Rey Mysterio..
- Chavo Guerrero says Rey Mysterio has been doing nothing but holding Eddie Guerrero down..
- Chavo Guerrero says "Lying, Cheating & Stealing" is a Guerrero tradition, not a Mysterio tradition..
- Chavo Guerrero says he knows Eddie wants to know who is better between he and Rey Mysterio once and for all..
UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH: Orlando Jordan vs Scotty Too Hotty..
- JBL picked on Scotty Too Hotty before the match, leading to Scotty hitting a superkick and the W.O.R.M...
- JBL was so embarassed by this that he offered to wrestle in place of Orlando Jordan..
- RESULT: NO CONTEST..
UNSCHEDULED MATCH: John Bradshaw Layfield vs Scotty Too Hotty..
- John Bradshaw Layfield demolished Scotty Too Hotty with a Clothesline from Hell for the victory!
INTERVIEW: Josh Mathews & Kurt Angle..
- Kurt Angle says that he has another surprise tonight -- another "Blast from The Past" for Shawn Michaels..
ON STAGE: Theodore Long + Carlito Cool..
- Theodore Long introduces the Memphis crowd to "Elvis Impersonator" --- Carlito Cool!
- Carlito Cool comes out and says Theodore Long is trying to embarass him and "thas not coooool!"
- Carlito Cool sang his version of the "Jailhouse Rock" and stormed off (BAD SEGMENT)..
BACKSTAGE: Eddie Guerrero & Rey Mysterio..
- Eddie Guerrero greets Rey Mysterio and talks about neither of them having a Wrestlemania 21 match yet!
- Eddie Guerrero proposes a very special Eddie Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio match that would blow the roof off!
- Rey Mysterio humors Eddie Guerrero and then asks "Wait.. you're not serious, are you?"
- Eddie Guerrero says he's "dead serious" and tells Rey Mysterio to think about it..
- Rey Mysterio says for now they have to defend their tag team titles......
ON SCREEN: The Undertaker..
- The Undertaker cuts a promo of the many dragons who tried to take over his kingdom over the years..
- The Undertaker says when Randy Orton slapped him and jumped out of the ring, he sealed his own destiny..
- The Undertaker says that the entity that laid dormant for so long, is now awake..
- The Undertaker says that tonight there will be a victim, and there will be a sacrifice!
TAG TITLE MATCH: Rey Mysterio & Eddie Guerrero vs Hardcore Holly & Charlie Haas..
- Midway through the match, the lights went out, and the atmosphere turned to Thunder & Lightning..
- Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio worked like a "well oiled machine" and retained their tag team titles..
- Rey Mysterio asked Eddie Guerrero if he was serious about wanting to wrestle him at Wrestlemania 21..
- Rey Mysterio accepts Eddie 's challenge and shakes Eddie 's hand and says they're gonna TEAR THE HOUSE DOWN!
IN THE RING: Kurt Angle + Sensational Sherri + Shawn Michaels (on screen)..
- Kurt Angle comes out to Shawn Michaels' music, wearing Michaels' gear, accompanied by ---- Sensational Sherri!!!
- Kurt Angle says last week he proved that he's a better athlete, and now he'll prove he's a better entertainer..
- Kurt Angle introduces Shawn Michaels' first manager -- "the beautiful Sensational Sherri"..
- Kurt Angle says every time HBK's music is played, everyone knows it's Sherri's voice screaming HBK's name..
- Kurt Angle says anything Shawn Michaels can do, he and Sherri can do better -- HIT THE MUSIC!
- Kurt Angle did their hilarious version of "Sexy Kurt" a spoof of Shawn Michaels' "Sexy Boy"..
- Shawn Michaels came on the big screen and plays a video package of the Showstoppas Accomplishments..
- Cut back to live, and Kurt Angle sees Sensational Sherri getting emotional from watching the video..
- Kurt Angle knocked Sherri down to the mat and put the anklelock on her until a team of Road Agents pulled him off!
CATFIGHT: Dawn Marie vs Michelle McCool..
- Midway through the match, the lights went out, and the atmosphere turned to Thunder & Lightning..
- Dawn Marie pinned Michelle McCool with her feet on the ropes..
INTERVIEW: Sho Funaki & Carlito Cool..
- Carlito Cool says Elvis Presley was never as cool as Carlito, and if he was there, he'd spit in his face!
- Carlito Cool left, and Funaki put on a pair of sunglasses and started singing an Elvis song..
- Carlito came back and smashed a guitar over Funaki's head! and then spit apple at him!!!
MATCH: Booker T vs Rene Dupree..
- Midway through the match, the lights went out, and the atmosphere turned to Thunder & Lightning..
- The Undertaker appeared and attacked Rene Dupree as Booker T escaped and ran backstage..
- The Undertaker continued the assault at ringside including a Tombston onto the steel ring steps..
- Rene Dupree took a really nasty bump on the head and Michael Cole announce he was rushed to the hospital..
- RESULT: Obviously a NO CONTEST..
FACE-TO-FACE DEBATE: Theodore Long + John Bradshaw Layfield + John Cena..
- The stipulation is that John Cena cannot lay a hand on JBL until Wrestlemania or he'll lose his title shot..
- Theodore Long clarifies that if JBL strikes John Cena, then Cena can strike back!
- JBL mentions Triple H's 10 reigns as World Champion, saying he lost it 9 times, but he (JBL) has never lost it!
- John Cena asks why someone with JBL's wealth would drive to the ring in a broke down limousine..
- JBL says there is nothing wrong with his limousine..
- John Cena goes out punches a spike through the tire and tells JBL that he's got a flat tire!
- John Cena says the limo has a horrible paint job, and then writes "JBL Sucks" on the limo with spray paint!
- John Cena goes back to the ring and tries to trick JBL into throwing a punch but he resists the urge..
- JBL goes on an angry rant and says he'll steal away John Cena's dreams at Wrestlemania..
- John Cena cut off JBL's neck tie and then tries to provoke JBL into throwing a punch again..
- John Cena then snags JBL's 10-gallon hat and fills it with water and then puts it back on JBL's head!
- John Cena then spray painted a yellow streak down JBL's back -- implying that JBL is a coward..
- John Cena then spray painted FU on the front of JBL's shirt and then left the ring......
And that's a wrap folks...

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