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WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS

September 4, 2003
New Orleans, Louisiana
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz

VELOCITY TAPING:
- Billy Gunn & Jamie Noble defeated Chuck Palumbo & Johnny Stamboli..
- Sean O'Haire defeated Orlando Jordan..
- Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore defeated Ulimo Dragon & Sho Funaki..
- Billy Kidman defeated Nunzio..
TAG TITLE MATCH: Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin vs The APA (Bradshaw & Ron Simmons)..
- Editor's Note: What the hell? I just realized they're calling Ron Simmons "Farooq" again!
- Bradshaw had Shelton Benjamin pinned, but Charlie Haas put his leg on the ropes to stop the count..
- Charlie Haas then whacked Bradshaw with the championship belt, and Shelton Benjamin pinned him!
BACKSTAGE: Eddie Guerrero & Vince McMahon/Sable/Big Show + Brock Lesnar..
- Eddie Guerrero is polishing his ride, when a limo pulls up and Big Show, Vince McMahon & Sable got out..
- Brock Lesnar shows up and wonders why Vince McMahon is hanging out with Big Show and won't return HIS calls..
- Vince McMahon says he will talk to Brock Lesnar when he WANTS to talk to Brock Lesnar..
- Vince McMahon says Brock Lesnar tapped out to Kurt Angle at SummerSlam and blew his chance..
- Brock Lesnar looks like he's about to snap after hearing those words..
- Vince McMahon tells Brock Lesnar to "take a chill pill" and follow him to his office..
- ~~~Commercial..
- Vince McMahon said he showed up here tonight and Brock Lesnar tried to embarass him..
- Vince McMahon says he knows who Brock Lesnar is, but Brock Lesnar doesn't know who is he!
- Vince McMahon says that Brock Lesnar is a MONSTER, and slaps him accross the face!!
- Brock Lesnar grabs Vince McMahon and gets an intense maniacal look on his face, which turned into a grin!
IN THE RING: John Cena + Eddie Guerrero..
- John Cena comes out and raps about beating up Eddie Guerrero last week..
- Eddie Guerrero's music hits and Eddie Guerrero drives his car down to the ring and jumps in!
- Eddie Guerrero takes down John Cena and lays into him with repeated punches to the head!
- John Cena comes back and whacks Eddie Guerrero with the title belt and escapes the ring..
- John Cena jumps into Eddie Guerrero's low-rider and slowly backs it out of the arena..
BACKSTAGE: Stephanie McMahon & Eddie Guerrero..
- Eddie Guerrero is complaining to the General Manager about John Cena stealing his car..
- Stephanie McMahon says Eddie Guerrero can have John Cena in any match he wants next week..
MATCH: Chris Benoit vs A-Train..
- There was a ref bump, and Chris Benoit was trying to get the crippler crossface on A-Trian..
- Rhyno ran in and tried to gore Chris Benoit, but instead gored A-Train, leading to Benoit winning!
TAPED EARLIER: Torrie Wilson & Nidia..
- Torrie Wilson gives Nidia some padding to make her boobs look more perky..
- Torrie Wilson then shows Nidia how to be more sensual for their Bourben Street Bikini Contest..
- Nidia then rubs oil on Torrie's back, and then on her butt, which makes Torrie giggle!
BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Big Show + Stephanie McMahon..
- Vince McMahon & The Big Show are guarding the office of the General Manager..
- Stephanie McMahon comes by and demands to know what is going on in her office..
- Vince McMahon says that Brock Lesnar is taking care of some business for him right now..
WWE TITLE MATCH: Kurt Angle vs The Undertaker..
- Late in the match, Brock Lesnar interfered and destroyed both the Undertaker & Kurt Angle..
- Loyal WWF Fans are once again screwed out of a decent match -- I beg you to watch NWA TNA!
- After the commercial, Undertaker collapsed backstage, and Kurt Angle was getting medical attention..
BOURBON STREET BIKINI CONTEST: Torrie Wilson beat Sable, Nidia & Dawn Marie..
- This segment was taped before the show, and edited into a video package (too boring for TV I guess)..
- Tazz (the MC for the contest) allowed the audience to cheer and choose the winner..
- The funny thing was that they obviously edited the crowd responses in the video package..
- Shaniqua ended up running down and destroying all the sluts... I mean divas..
BACKSTAGE: Bradshaw & Farooq..
- Farooq was upset about not winning the tag team titles tonight..
- Bradshaw says he's got a surprise for Farooq and shows him the old APA Protection door..
- Bradshaw unlocks the door and says they're back in business, and they even have a butler now!
- Editor's Note: Both of them were wearing APA "Back in Business" t-shirt -- WOW psychic!
CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Rey Mysterio vs Tajiri..
- Rey Mysterio wins the match to retain the Cruiserweight title..
- Tajiri shakes Rey Mysterio's hand and then spews green mist in his face!
IN THE RING: Vince McMahon & The Big Show + Brock Lesnar + Zach Gowan..
- Vince McMahon sarcastically regrets that the WWE title match ended with controversy..
- Vince McMahon announces Kurt Angle vs Brock Lesnar in a ONE HOUR IRON MAN MATCH next week!
- Vince McMahon then calls out Brock Lesnar, who appears up in the skyboxes with a microphone..
- Brock Lesnar thanks Vince McMahon for slapping him and reminding him who he is, a MONSTER!
- The crowd chants "You Tapped Out" and Brock says that happened 2 weeks ago, so forget about it!
- Brock Lesnar says he did some reminising with somebody tonight backstage..
- Brock Lesnar steps to the side, revealing a wheelchair bound, gagged Zachary Gowan!!
- Vince McMahon asks if this is the night Zack Gowan will regret signing a WWE contract..
- Brock Lesnar says it will, and wheels Zack Gowan out the back door to the backstage area..
- Brock Lesnar bullies Zack Gowan for an excrutiatingly long period of time..
- Brock Lesnar then viciously tosses Zack Gowan down a flight of stairs as the show ends..
- Editor's Note: This is a segment that would have been cool if it was 45 seconds, rather than 7 minutes..
Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR....

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