WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS

September 12, 2002 Minneapolis, Minnesode - Target Center Announcers: Michael Cole/Tazz

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DARK MATCHES & VELOCITY TAPING: Val Venis defeated Horace Hogan (going by Horace Bollea).. Doug Basham & Bull Buchanan def Lenny Lane & Mark Jindrak.. Albert defeated Funaki.. Randy Orton defeated Billy Kidman.. Crash Holly & Hurricane def Jamie Noble & Tajiri.. DVon defeated Shannon Moore.. NON TITLE MATCH: Brock Lesnar vs Hardcore Holly.. Brock wins after the big F5.. TAG MATCH: Eddie & Chavo Guerrero vs Edge & John Cena.. The Guerrero's win the match.. Eddy tries to chove Edge's face into Chavo's butt (Rikishi style).. Edge fights back and choves EDDYS face into Chavo's butt instead! ~Commercial Backstage Eddie yells at Chavo for 'not whiping'.. BACKSTAGE: Mark Loyd & Undertaker + Matt Hardy.. Mark Loyd asks Undertaker why he brought Sara to the arena tonight.. Undertaker says (not that it's any of our business) that Sara has family in Minneapolis.. Matt Hardy jumps in and Congratulates Undertaker on the 'baby-to-be'.. Matt says that he wants to Congratulate the mother (Sara) and tries to push his way into the locker room.. Matt says that it would be great to have a 'little Undertaker' running around.. Matt says that someday he'd like to have a 'little Matt Hardy' v2.0 walking around.. Undertaker grabs Matt and says maybe we should have this conversation another time.. Undertaker throws Matt across the hall and returns to his dressing room.. Matt says that 'SOMEBODY needs a Mattitude adjustment'.. BACKSTAGE: Rico + Stephanie McMahon.. Rico on the phone making last minute arrangements for the ceremony.. Rico walks into Stephanie's office.. Rico asks Stephanie to 'reconsider' and attend the ceremony tonight.. Stephanie says that she has really bad luck at weddings and she doesn't want to be a 'jinx'.. Stephanie says that she hopes that is okay.. Rico breaks down from all the stress, everything is going wrong! Rico says that he needs Stephananie to be there to be a witness! Steph says that she would be honored to be there for Billy & Chuck.. IN THE RING: Kurt Angle.. Kurt comes out and bashes Rey Mysterio & the Minneapolis crowd.. Kurt warns Chris Benoit not to laugh at him again.. Kurt says that Rey is a "Boy in a man's world" and "I'm a man who loves to play with boys!" Kurt thinks about what he just said and tries to take it back! Kurt rephrases and says that "Rey's a boy, and he's a man, and he's going to manhandle Rey!" Kurt takes back that comment as well.. Kurt makes another 'incriminating' comment and calls out Rey Mysterio for the match! MATCH: Kurt Angle vs Rey Mysterio.. Rey gets MANY near falls but Kurt wins after an angleslam from the top rope! PARKING LOT: ? Security lets in a black limo intended for the 'wedding party'.. MATCH: Chris Benoit vs Rikishi.. Late in the match, Benoit drops Rikishi off the top rope! Benoit goes for the big headbutt off the top rope.. Kurt Angle runs down and pushes Benoit off the top! Kurt holds Benoit's arms while Rikishi gives him the stinkface! Angle walks away laughing histarically.. BACKSTAGE: Stephanie & Chris Benoit + Matt Hardy.. Benoit demands a match with Kurt Angle at Unforgiven.. Suddenly Matt Hardy runs into the dressing room and says he need to talk to Stephanie RIGHT NOW! Stephanie ignores Matt and gives Benoit his match with Angle at Unforgiven.. Steph asks what Matt wants.. Matt Hardy demands a match with Undertaker tonight! Steph makes the match.. COMMITMENT CEREMONY: Rico + The Minister + Stephanie McMahon + Billy & Chuck + surprises. Rico comes to the ring and greets the minister.. Rico paces around the ring upset with how everything is laid out.. Stephanie comes to the ring.. Billy & Chuck are introduced and they come to the ring to "Raining Men" performed live.. The Minister opens up and asks Billy & Chuck to read their own vows.. Chuck speaks first.. says something really mushy.. Billy looks up and says "Damn that was mushy!" and says "That's what I love about you".. Billy puts a ring on Chuck's finger.. Rico introduces a video package featuring Billy & Chuck.. The minister asks if anyone thinks Billy & Chuck should not commit to eachother, to speak now.. Suddenly the Godfather's music hits and out comes the Godfather with a long line of hos! Godfather annouces to everybody that he is "back in business!" Godfather then looks in the ring and says the truth must be heard.. Godfather says he remembers when hos couldn't get enough of Billy Gunn.. Godfather says that Chuck was one of the legendary skirt chasers.. Godfather says that Chuck was into the 'heavier' ladies.. Godfather asks what in the hell is going on here?!?! Rico jumps in and scolds Godfather for interrupting.. Rico says nobody in this building wants to see Godfather of the 'good time girls'! Rico tells Godfather to leave the building.. Godfather tells Rico he doesn't know what he's missing when he misses a ride on the HOO-TRAAINN!!!! Rico tells the Minister to skip to the end part.. The Minister asks Billy if he pledges to commit to Chuck.. Billy first looks nervous but eventually says "yes".. The Minister asks Chuck the same thing.. Chuck looks at Rico, who encourages him to 'just say it'.. Chuck reluctantly says "yes".. The Minister starts to say "I now pronounce you......." Suddenly Billy & Chuck stop the minister from completing the phrase.. Chuck yells at Rico saying "It wasn't supposed to go this far!!" Billy says that they aren't even gay! (Notes that they have nothing against gay people) Billy says that this was only suposed to be a big publicity stunt.. Rico says he knew Billy & Chuck would back out at the last second.. Rico says that the whole idea was his and they were ruining it! The Minister cuts in and tells the trio to stop fighting.. The Minister says that a committment is a very special thing.. The Minister says that the bond Billy & Chuck have is sacred.. ... no matter if it lasts 15 years, 15 months or 3 minutes! Suddenly the Minister's voice changes! "Did I just hear myself say... three minutes?" The minister tears his make up off and it's Eric Bischoff!!!! Billy & Chuck attack a smiling Rico! Jamal & Rosey hit the ring and attack Billy & Chuck, saving Rico.. Bischoff holds Stephanie McMahon back in the corner.. Bischoff directs traffic in the ring.. Jamal & Rosey destroy the 'wedding' set as well as Billy & Chuck.. One of the samoans give Stephanie a samoan drop! Bischoff, Rico, Jamal & Rosey are chased from the ring by Edge, Cena & Rey Mysterio! Kurt Angle comes in the ring to check on Stephanie.. Hurricane, DVon, Shannon Moore Chavo & Eddie Guerrero come to defend the ring.. DIVAS MATCH: Torrie Wilson vs Nidia.. Torrie wins the match after a neck-breaker! ~Editor's note: Never been a Torrie fan, but she's improving by leaps and bounds.. BACKSTAGE: Undertaker/Sara --- Matt Hardy + Lesnar/Heyman.. Undertaker leaves Sara in the locker room saying he'll be right back.. Elsewhere in the arena, Matt Hardy knocks on Lesnar's dressing room door.. Lesnar & Heyman join Hardy on his way to the ring.. MATCH: Undertaker vs Matt Hardy w/Lesnar & Heyman.. Heyman tries to distract Undertaker before the match.. Heyman throws a chair into the ring but the referee intercepts it.. The referee gets fed up with Heyman and bans him from ringside! The ref eventually bans Lesnar too.. Suddenly Paul Heyman comes up on the big screen.. Heyman enters the Undertaker's dressing room and hasasses pregnant Sara.. Undertaker see this on the big screen and runs backstage! Undertaker grabs Heyman and throws him down on the chair threathening him.. "Look out Mark!" Sara screams.. Undertaker turns around and gets a chairshot from Brock Lesnar! Brock approaches pregnant Sara and pins her against the wall.. Brock places on hand on Sara's tummy and says "Life's a bitch!" Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR.... Many reports that the Lesnar/Holly matchup got a little out of hand with the wrestlers tempers flaring resulting in Holly sandbagging a powerbomb, and Brock ended up dropping Holly on his neck hardway.. Holly was apparently okay, even though it looked sick!

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