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WWE RAW RESULTS

January 14, 2008
Mobile, Alabama
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler


  1. INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: ...
    • Hardcore Holly defeated defeated ????? in a dark match..
    • Santino Marella defeated D.H. (Harry) Smith..
    • Jim Duggan & Super Crazy defeated The Highlanders..
    • Brian Kendrick defeated Charlie Haas..

  2. IN THE RING: Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy + WWE Champion Randy Orton..
    • Jeff Hardy said he was excited about having the chance to become WWE Champion at the Royal Rumble..
    • Jeff Hardy said he was going to take out Randy Orton tonight and called the WWE Champion out to the ring..
    • Randy Orton came out to the stage and said he wanted to hold the WWE title and the Intercontinental title..
    • Jeff Hardy agreed to put his WWE Intercontinental title up and promised to take out Randy Orton tonight!

  3. 6-DIVA TAG: Melina Perez & Jillian Hall & Beth Phoenix beat Ashley Massaro & Mickie James & Maria Kanellis..

  4. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & General Manager William Regal + Gene Snitsky..
    • William Regal said he would end Ric Flair's career in the most undignified way possible..
    • Vince McMahon said if he were to give the United States an enema they would stick the tube in Mobile, Alabama..
    • Gene Snitsky said he was sick of waiting for his chance and Vince McMahon booked him against Triple H tonight!

  5. ROYAL RUMBLE QUALIFYING MATCH: Shawn Michaels defeated Trevor Murdoch with a new Inverted Figure-Four!
    • Shawn Michaels thought it was odd that he had to "qualify" even though he has won two Royal Rumbles..
    • Shawn Michaels wanted to wrestle Mr. Kennedy so he could eliminated Mr. Kennedy from the Royal Rumble..
    • After the match: Mr. Kennedy came out the screen saying the rumors about Shawn Michaels' ego were true..
    • Mr. Kennedy said he doesn't have anything left to proove, but he will give Shawn Michaels another match..
    • Trevor Murdoch tried to sneak up behind Shawn Michaels, but he was caught with Sweet Chin Music (super-kick)..

  6. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Hornswoggle..
    • Vince McMahon said he was concerned with Hornswoggle because he has no experience in a Royal Rumble match..
    • Vince McMahon said he would give Hornswoggle some experience by having sort of a "Mini Royal Rumble" tonight..
    • Vince McMahon said Mr. Kennedy, Mankind, Batista and some surprises would take part in this Mini Rumble..
    • Vince McMahon said it's not likely that Hornswoggle wins the Royal Rumble and that made Hornswoggle sad..
    • Vince McMahon grabbed Hornswoggle by the throat and said his last name was McMahon and don't forget it!

  7. MATCH: Gene Snitsky defeated Triple H by Disqualification for deliberately using a steel chair..
    • After the Match: Triple H whacked Snitsky in the gut with a sledgehammer and hit a Pedigree..
    • Vince McMahon came out the small screen and advised Triple H to calm down and take a chill pill..
    • Triple H took his sledgehammer and destroyed the small screen and it exploded into sparks & fire..

  8. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Triple H..
    • Vince McMahon yelled at Triple H for destroying such an expensive piece of WWE equipment..
    • Vince McMahon said he would put Triple H in the Royal Rumble if he wins his match next week..

  9. 2ND COMING: John Bradshaw Layfield..
    • Black & red balloons fell from the ceiling as JBL celebrated his 2nd Coming (parody of Y2J's 2nd Coming)..
    • JBL talked about what he did to Chris Jericho last week and looked into the camera talking to Y2J's kids..
    • JBL said if Chris Jericho goes to the Royal Rumble, the "Savior" will need to be saved from him (JBL)..

  10. MINI ROYAL RUMBLE: Hornswoggle outlasted four other Mini wrestlers and The Great Khali to win!
    • Hornswoggle was the first to enter and walked to the ring with his trademark expression of fear and concern..
    • A midget version of Mr. Kennedy came out and did Mr. Kennedy's gimmick with the mic but he couldn't reach..
    • Next up, a Mini-Mankind came out and tried to use a Mini Mr. Socko but Hornswoggle blocked it!
    • Hornswoggle eliminated both Mini Mr. Kennedy & Mini Mankind and was then joined by Mini Batista..
    • Mini Batista was hilarious doing all of Batista's gimmicks - then they were joined by a Mini Kane!
    • Hornswoggle eliminated Mini Batista and then had his hands full with Mini Kane but eliminated him!
    • The next entrant would be the REAL eight-foot Great Khali - Fit Finlay showed up to save Hornswoggle!
    • Notes: The midgets were from www.microwrestling.com: Preppy Matt Prada, Bronx Thug, Blixx, & Lil Nasty!

      Under "Little Bastard" aka. Hornswoggle, you have that on the January 14th, 2008 edition of Raw Hornswoggle competed in a mini rumble. You have that all of the participants came from micro however that is not the case, Preppy Matt Prada & Lil' Nasty were apart of it the first as Mankind, the second as Batista, however Blixx and Bronx Thug were not. Kane was played by Bodydrop, a worker from the southern area, and Mr. Kennedy was played by Enigma, also from the southern area, I know because I am Enigma, the guy that played Mini Kennedy, just thought you guys should know, thanks and later, big fan of the site keep it up.


  11. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Fit Finlay..
    • Vince McMahon said "thank God" but Fit Finlay wasn't buying it and accused McMahon of setting Hornswoggle up..
    • Vince McMahon claimed he didn't do it and told Fit Finlay to blow off his frustration on SD! against The Great Khali..
    • Vince McMahon told Finlay to never put his hands on him - and Finaly told McMahon to not go back on the deal..

  12. CAREER THREATENING MATCH: "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair defeated "General Manager" William Regal..

  13. IC TITLE MATCH: IC Champion Jeff Hardy defeated WWE Champion Randy Orton by DQ within seconds!
    • Randy Orton got himself intentionally disqualified just a few seconds after the bell rang to start the match!
    • Randy Orton lifted the mats exposing the floor and attempted to give Jeff Hardy an RKO on the cold hard floor!
    • Jeff Hardy countered and fought back - they ended up on the stage where Hardy back-dropped Orton off the stage!
    • Jeff Hardy climbed up a conveiniently placed scaffold and did a Scanton-bomb onto an unconcious Randy Orton!
    • Both men were fitted with neck braces and stretchered out after a pretty impressive and spectacular stunt!
    • As Jeff Hardy was being stretchered out he lifted his arm and signalled the fans to show that he was okay..

  14. And that's a wrap folks..


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