WWE RAW RESULTS
October 1, 2007|
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS:
- IN THE RING: Vince McMahon & 3 fat jobbers..
- Vince McMahon said tonight's main event was worthy of headlining WrestleMania - Triple H vs. Mr. McMahon..
- Vince McMahon said he GAURANTEED that the announcer would proclaim "The winner of the match, Mr. McMahon!"..
- Vince McMahon introduced the three overweight jobbers as masters of three different styles of fighting skills..
- Vince McMahon said there would be a demonstration tonight and called out Umaga (who returns from a suspension)..
- HANDICAP SQUASH MATCH: Umaga w/Vince McMahon destroyed 3 fat jobbers..
- SIX MAN TAG: Jeff Hardy & Paul London & Brian Kendrick beat Shelton Benjamin & Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch..
- BACKSTAGE: General Manager William Regal & Mr. Vince McMahon..
- Vince McMahon welcomed William Regal back and said he looks good unlike Jonathan Coachman (beat up by John Cena)..
- Vince McMahon asked William Regal to look after Hornswoggle tonight - saying he would be personally responsible..
- William Regal reluctantly agreed and when he turned his back Hornswoggle had disappeared out of sight..
- INTERVIEW VIDEO SATTELITE: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler + Randy Orton (in Chicago)..
- Randy Orton said he wasn't at RAW tonight because John Cena is not mentally stable for him to be around..
- Randy Orton said he was going to be waiting for John Cena in Chicago until No Mercy on
- BACKSTAGE: William Regal & The Highlanders (Heels)..
- William Regal was looking for Hornswoggle when he bumped into The Highlanders (Robbie & Rory McAllistair)..
- The Highlanders said they refused a match with London & Kendrick because they want a shot at the tag titles..
- REMATCH: Hardcore Holly defeated Cody Rhodes..
- IN THE RING: Beth Phoenix & Lilian Garcia + Candice Michelle..
- Beth Phoenix said she is a Glamazon and that means she is just as beautiful as she is dangerous..
- Beth Phoenix wanted Lilian Garcia to announce her as the new WWE Women's champion as a formality..
- Lilian Garcia did as she was told but added, "assuming you can defeat Candice Michelle on Sunday"..
- Beth Phoenix grabbed Lilian Garcia by the throat and choked her until Candice Michelle made the save!
- Candice Michelle nailed a weird sloppy running clothesline and knocked "The Glamazon" out of the ring..
- GRUDGE MATCH: Vince McMahon defeated Triple H by DQ with Carlito Cool as special referee..
- Vince McMahon came out and showed replays (to remind Umaga) of Triple H assaulting Umaga with a sledgehammer..
- Vince McMahon kept cheating and Carlito was interfering but when Triple H hit referee Carlito he was Disqualified..
- Umaga came down and beat up HHH but Carlito knocked HHH out of the ring when Umaga went for the Samoan Spike!
- Umaga was pissed that Carlito messed up his chance to finish Triple H, and Carlito spinted backstage in fear..
- Triple H brought a sledgehammer into the ring and Umaga was wisely pulled out of the ring by Vince McMahon..
- MARELLA AT THE MOVIES: Santino Marella & Maria Kanellis + Val Venis..
- Santino Marella reviewed "The Condemned" starring Stone Cold Steve Austin and said it was basically horrible..
- Santino Marella said it could have been special if it starred someone with charisma - someone like Santino Marella..
- Santino Marella showed a clip of "The Condemned" with himself spliced in and and praised himself completely..
- Val Venis came out and said he had some experience being in the movies and offered Maria a spot in his movie..
- Santino Marella attacked Val Venis and clipped his knee and left dragging Maria Kanellis by the wrist..
- INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & WWE Champion John Cena (Talked about fans proclaiming Randy Orton the winner already)..
- DIVAS MATCH: Mickie James defeated Melina Perez after some distraction from Hornswoggle under the ring..
- After the match: Hornswoggle chased Melina Perez under the ring and ripped off her top and bottoms and ran away..
- BACKSTAGE: William Regal & Hornswoggle + Dr. Steve O..
- William Regal said there was something wrong with Hornswoggle and Dr. Steve O showed up and plugged his show..
- After commercial: Steve O found Ron Simmons and offered to toughen him up but Simmons chased him away "DAMN!"
- NON (WWE) TITLE MATCH: John Cena defeated Mr. Kennedy by Submission..
- After the match: Randy Orton (who was supposed to be in Chicago) showed up and viciously assaulted John Cena..
- Randy Orton dragged John Cena on top of the Announce Table and gave him a big RKO (the table didn't break)..
- Randy Orton got down and yelled.. "1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!" the end of a Last Man Standing match..
- And that's a wrap folks..
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