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WWE RAW RESULTS

October 16, 2006
Los Angeles, California
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler

  1. INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS:

  2. IN THE RING: Randy Orton (As Shawn Michaels) & Edge (As Triple H) + Shawn Michaels & Triple H..
    • DX's music kicked off the show and Randy Orton & Edge came out hilariously dressed as Triple H & Shawn Michaels..
    • Edge (as HHH) did the "Are You Ready" shtick and then snapped out of it and cut a promo about how great they are..
    • Randy Orton said that DX does whatever they want and starting tonight, he and Edge were putting an end to it..
    • Randy Orton & Edge said (together) that they had two words for Degeneration-X --- --- --- --- --- --- --- YOU SUCK!!!
    • Triple H & Shawn Michaels arrived and admitted that Edge & Randy Orton were two of the biggest WWE superstars ever..
    • Triple H said Edge's "Live Sex Show" was the highest rated moment on RAW but Edge couldn't rise to the occasion..
    • Triple H said Randy Orton was an icon because Orton is the number one downloaded WWE superstar in the gay community..
    • Things got heated after Triple H showed several of Randy Orton's famous internet nudie pictures on the big screen..
    • Randy Orton challenged Triple H to face him man to man tonight -- and Triple H accepted the challenge...

  3. NON (TAG) TITLE MATCH: Cryme Tyme (Shad Gaspard & JTG) defeated The Spirit Squad (Johnny & Mikey)..
    • After the match, Kenny Doane got fed up with his partner and threw a punch and left the ring by himself..

  4. INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Melina Perez & Johnny Nitro (Said they had a surprise celebrity guest tonight)..

  5. BACKSTAGE: Jonathan Coachman & King Booker & Queen Sharmell + Cryme Tyme..
    • Jonathan Coachman said Vince McMahon wanted all three Champions present for a major announcement later..
    • Jonathan Coachman offered his locker room for the King & Queen to hang out for the night comfortably..
    • Cryme Tyme busted in and stole some of the food and said a bunch of stuff that nobody understood...
    • Cryme Tyme left and King Booker realized that his wallet was missing and took a fit...

  6. INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE 4-WAY: Jeff Hardy defeated Chris Masters and Super Crazy and Shelton Benjamin to retain..

  7. BACKSTAGE: King Booker & Queen Sharmell + The Big Show + Jonathan Coachman & Vince McMahon..
    • King Booker & Queen Sharmell filed a complaint with police charging Cryme Tyme of stealing his wallet..
    • The Big Show came in and started arguing with King Booker when Mr. McMahon arrived with The Coach..
    • Vince McMahon asked where John Cena was and ordered Jonathan Coachman to go find John Cena..
    • Vince McMahon said King Booker & The Big Show will find his announcement of great interest..

  8. IN THE RING: Melina Perez & Johnny Nitro + Kevin Federline + John Cena..
    • Johnny Nitro gave their special guest an elaborate introduction ----- it turned out to be Kevin Federline (who?)..
    • For the benefit of people who didn't know who he was (like me) Jerry Lawler said he was married to Britney Spears..
    • Kevin Federline was heavily booed by the fans, and quickly turned heel demanding the fans show them some respect..
    • Kevin Federline said everyone who is booing are the same people buying magazines with his face on them every week..
    • Melina Perez asked Kevin Federline to perform a new rap (crowd hated the idea) but thankfully Federline refused..
    • John Cena showed up (typical) and told Kevin Federline not to cheat the crowd and then Cena did a rap for the fans..
    • John Cena cleared the ring and then The Big Show, King Booker and Vince McMahon came to the ring......

  9. IN THE RING: John Cena & The Big Show & King Booker & Mr. Vince McMahon..
    • Vince McMahon said all three Champions would face off in a 3-WAY at Cyber Sunday..
    • Vince McMahon said the fans would vote on which Championship will be on the line...
    • Vince McMahon added that the voting starts NOW -- www.WWE.com..
    • Everybody left except John Cena and he invited Kevin Federline back into the ring for a chat..
    • John Cena asked Kevin Federline which title he was voting to be defended at Cyber Sunday..
    • Kevin Federline said the WWE Championship so John Cena gave him an F-U!

  10. MATCH: Carlito Cool defeated Rob Conway with a Back-cracker.....

  11. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Edge w/Lita..
    • Vince McMahon bumped into Edge & Lita --- Vince booked a match with DX facing Edge & Randy Orton at Cyber Sunday..
    • Edge said maybe they should let the fans choose who referees the match, and Vince McMahon said he liked the idea..

  12. THIS WEEK IN WRESTLING HISTORY: Jimmy Snuka vs Don Muraco in a Steel Cage at Madison Square Garden..

  13. IN RING INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Steve-O and Chris Pontius + UMAGA..
    • Steve-O said they were there to kick some ass and whoop some butt -- acting generally stupid..
    • Armando Alejandro Estrada interrupted and said Jackass is all an act and the two of them aren't really crazy..
    • Umaga came out and the two Jackasses acted fearless and Steve-O even did a backflip off the top rope..
    • Umaga snapped and destroyed them. Steve-O laughed it off so Umaga destroyed him once more..

  14. 4-WAY BRA & PANTIES MATCH: Maria Kanellis defeated Torrie Wilson and Candice Michelle and Victoria..
    • Horrible. Just horrible.

  15. MAIN EVENT: Triple H w/Shawn Michaels defeated Randy Orton w/Edge & Lita..
    • Edge & Lita distracted the referee while Randy Orton got a chair with the intentions of using it on Triple H..
    • Shawn Michaels low-blowed Randy Orton, and Triple H viciously cracked Orton's head with the steel chair!

  16. And that's a wrap folks..


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