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WWE RAW RESULTS

April 3, 2006
Chicago, Illinois
Announcers: Joey Styles & Jerry Lawler & The Coach

  1. INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS:
    • The Highlanders (Robbie & Rory McAllistair) defeated Rob Conway & Rene Dupree in a dark match..
    • Gene Snitsky & Goldust defeated Colt Cabana & Brad James....
    • Lance Cade defeated Viscera..
    • Matt Striker defeated Chandler MacClure..
    • Trevor Murdoch defeated Eugene Dinsmore..

  2. IN THE RING: John Cena + Triple H + Edge w/Lita..
    • John Cena came out and said to stop the music because he "Wants to hear this" and listened to the crowd BOO HIM!
    • John Cena sticked it to the haters by yelling "The CHAMP........ IS STILL....... HEEERRRRRRRRRRRREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • John Cena said it wasn't a popularity contest and that he hit hard fight hard and stook tall no matter what..
    • The crowd continued to BOO throughout the promo and started a "Cena Sucks" chant until Triple H showed up...
    • Triple H came down with his new entrance music (which he debuted at WrestleMania) and offered to shake hands....
    • John Cena took a few steps back and then reached his hand out, only for Triple H to pull his hand back...
    • Triple H said he is pissed off at himself because he made the stupid mistake of un-estimating John Cena..
    • The crowd chanted "You tapped out!" at HHH as he admitted that he tapped out but it will never happen again..
    • Triple H made his intentions clear and said he wanted another shot at John Cena's WWE title (tonight?)....
    • Edge w/Lita interrupted and said the almighty Triple H thinks he should get an endless supply of title shots..
    • Edge said that Triple H lost at WrestleMania so he now goes to the back of the line and wait his turn again..
    • Edge said he beat Mick Foley at WrestleMania and kept his perfect record in tack with five wins and zero losses..
    • Triple H said that none of Edge's Mania-matches have been in the main event (even calling him a curtain jerker)..
    • Edge (who is being portrayed as the only babyface in the ring) stood up to Triple H as John Cena made jokes..
    • John Cena proposed that Triple H and Edge face off tonight in #1 Contenders match to see who faced him..
    • Edge suggested he and Triple H team up to take on John Cena and not let down the few chain gang members left..
    • John Cena accepted the challenge (that was a strange segment and I feel something dratic going down later)..

  3. TAG TITLE MATCH: The Spirit Squad (Kenny & Mikey) defeated The Big Show & Kane to win the titles!
    • The whole Spirit Squad ran in and gave The Big Show the big Spirit Slam and pinned him to win the titles!
    • Kenny & Mikey celebrated with his other Spirit Squad members after scoring the huge upset victory!

  4. ON STAGE: Rob Van Dam..
    • Rob Van Dam said last night he climbed the ladder and broke the glass ceiling to win the "Money in the Bank!"
    • Rob Van Dam said he has no reason to wait to use the title shot like Edge did last year..
    • Rob Van Dam said the timing couldn't be better, and the timing could be "EXTREME"

  5. SQUASH MATCH: Chris Masters defeated Eric Priest by Masterlock submission..
    • After a quick match, Carlito Cool came out to confront his (possibly former) tag team partner..
    • Carlito Cool took a big bite out of his apple and stared at Chris Masters and then spit it at the jobber!
    • Carlito Cool then snapped and attacked Chris Masters and gave him a back-cracker and spit on his face!

  6. IN THE RING: Shawn Michaels + Shane McMahon + Vince McMahon..
    • Shawn Michaels said his match with Vince McMahon last night was violent, brutal and downright ugly!
    • Shawn Michaels said it wasn't about a wrestling match it was about making Vince McMahon go through hell!
    • Shawn Michaels said now he no longer has to deal with Vince McMahon and now he can now begin to move on..
    • Shawn Michaels said the popular thing these days is to beat up John Cena, and said why can't I do it?
    • Shane McMahon showed up on the stage and Shawn Michaels introduced him as a Kiss My Ass Club member..
    • Shane McMahon then introduced his father, Vince McMahon, who everybody thought was in a hospital tonight..
    • Vince McMahon came out with a neck brace and a bandaged forehead looking like he was appearing in court..
    • Vince McMahon complained about Shawn Michaels actions and said that he's got two words for Michaels..
    • Shawn Michaels interrupted Vince McMahon and said he had two words for Vince - the crowd yelled SUCK IT!
    • Vince McMahon said Shawn Michaels had unexpected help from God at WM22 making it a handicap match..
    • Vince McMahon scolded God for always picking on him and Shawn Michaels said Vince finally went insane!
    • Vince McMahon said nobody beats the McMahons, they may win a battle or two but you'll never win the war..
    • Vince McMahon then booked Shawn Michaels & God vs Vince McMahon & Shane McMahon at Backlash in 4 weeks..

  7. DIVAS TAG MATCH: Mickie James & Candice Michelle defeated Trish Stratus & Torrie Wilson..
    • New Women's champion Mickie James came out wearing a Trish Stratus outfit and a Trish-haircut and blonde..
    • Mickie James kicked Trish Stratus in the knee and chick-kicked Torrie Wilson and scored the 1-2-3 pinfall..

  8. ON STAGE: Chavo Guerrero..
    • Chavo Guerrero said he was never more proud than he was at last night's WrestleMania..
    • Chavo Guerrero thanked all the fans for remembering Eddie Guerrero and keeping his memory alive..
    • Chavo Guerrero said his friend and family member Rey Mysterio won the World title over on Smackdown!..
    • Chavo Guerrero said his only regrete was not getting the opportunity to go for a title at WrestleMania..
    • Chavo Guerrero said that tonight is his night to go for the Intercontinental title against Shelton Benjamin..
    • Chavo Guerrero dedicated the match to Eddie Guerrero and promised not to let him or Eddie's fans down!

  9. INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Shelton Benjamin defeated Chavo Guerrero to retain..
    • I guess Chavo let down Eddie -- the announcers said Chavo was the embarassment of the Guerrero family..
    • Chavo Guerrero fought back tears as he walked backstage as the fans chanted his name (WWE = embarassment)..

  10. WWE.com Unlimited: Chavo Guerrero broke down and cried saying he wasn't supposed to be a wrestler and QUIT!

  11. IN HE RING: Ric Flair + Armando Alejandro Estrada + Umanga..
    • Ric Flair said he has had a lot of unbelievable moments in Chicago throughout his career..
    • Ric Flair said he gave 120% at WrestleMania 22 in the Money in the Bank Ladder match but did not win..
    • Ric Flair said he still thinks that he has a 17th World Heavyweight title run left inside of him..
    • A new mexican named Armando Alejandro Estrada (aka Osama Alejandro Rodriquez from OVW) showed up..
    • Armando said he grew up watching Ric Flair on a fuzzy television and said he was now a business man..
    • Armando said he was there to introduce "the man who is going to change the face of RAW and the WWE"..
    • Armando said Ric Flair had over-stayed his welcome and introduces his guy "Umanga" (aka Jamal/Ekmo)..
    • Umanga came out and destroyed Ric Flair (Hey Samoa Joe aren't you glad you chose TNA????)....
    • Editor's Note: Umanga was a carbon copy of the old Headshrinkers, a stereotype gimmick..

  12. HANDICAP MATCH: Triple H & Edge w/Lita defeated John Cena..
    • Triple H took a seat in the corner and told Edge to beat John Cena and proove that he's a main eventer..
    • Eventually Edge accidentally speared Triple H, causing Triple H to attack Edge and give him a spinebuster..
    • Triple H & John Cena looked like they were working together but Triple H gave Cena a Pedigree to win!

  13. And that's a wrap folks..


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