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WWE RAW RESULTS

August 23, 2004
Anaheim, California
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler

  1. HEAT TAPINGS:
    • Rodney Mack w/Jazz defeated Maven..
    • Chris Benoit defeated Tyson Tomko w/Trish Stratus..
    • Chuck Palumbo defeated Ollie Young..

  2. WASTED AIRTIME: Jonathan Coachman & The Six Remaining DivaSearch Contestants + The Rock + Tajiri + La Resistance..
    • Jonathan Coachman eliminates Tracy..
    • Jonathan Coachman says this weeks assignment is to tell the Coach how great he is in 5-minutes..
    • If ya smelllllllllelelell WHAT THE ROCK.. IS COOKIN'..... THE ROCK COMES OUT TO INTERRUPT!
    • The Rock chases the Coach out of the ring and he retreats all the way to the backstage area..
    • The Rock does his "Finally, the Rock has come back to Anaheim" speech before turning his attention to the Divas..
    • The Rock acknowledges Lilian Garcia, saying she used to work at a Sperm Bank, but got fired for drinking on the job..
    • The Rock introduces himself to Carmella (here comes this week's Camella humiliation)..
    • The Rock pulls his "It doesn't matter what you think!" prank on Carmella..
    • The Rock says the fans don't wanna see them eat Ice Cream, they want to see the Divas eat PIE!
    • Tajiri comes out with a tray of six different pies for an old-fasioned pie-eating contest!
    • The next five minutes was hard to watch and isn't worth detailing for this "respectable" website..
    • Editor Note: My friend LYNN attended this show I think she'd make a better RAW Diva than these wenches..
    • The Coach comes back out with La Resistance behind time, challenging the Rock to an ass-whoopin'!
    • The Coach & La Resistance charge the ring and beatdown The Rock & Tajiri until Rhyno showed up and Gored Grenier..
    • The Rock, Tajiri & Rhyno surrounded The Coach, who got a spinebuster from the Rock, and the People's elbow!

  3. BACKSTAGE: Triple H & Ric Flair & Batista..
    • Evolution discusses their plan for Randy Orton tonight..
    • Triple H says Randy Orton is no longer in charge of his destiny --- they are!

  4. BACKSTAGE: Lita & Kane..
    • Kane says he knows it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding, but he couldn't help it..
    • Kane says that nothing will ruin their wedding tonight because it is very special to him..
    • Kane gives Lita a new white wedding dress, which she sticks her nose up at..

  5. IC TITLE MATCH: Edge vs Chris Jericho..
    • Edge initially pinned Chris Jericho, but the referee saw Jericho's foot on the ropes and restarted the match!
    • Late in the match, the referee disqualified Edge for dropping Jericho crotch-first on the top rope (boooo!)

  6. IN THE RING: Evolution (Triple H & Ric Flair & Batista) + Randy Orton..
    • Triple H says he doesn't believe in destiny and that your life is predetermined..
    • Triple H says that Randy Orton made a choice not to be a disappointment like his father and grandfather..
    • Triple H says that Randy Orton chose to stand side by side with Evolution.
    • Triple H says that Randy Orton's mission was to go into the ring and soften up Chris Benoit for him..
    • Triple H says that Randy Orton made a choice to go after HIS World Heavyweight title..
    • Triple H says that Randy Orton has a chance to come out and hand over the World Heavywieght championship..
    • Triple H says that for making the right choice, Evolution will let Randy Orton live another day..
    • Triple H says that if Randy Orton makes the wrong choice, then he'll make sure he seises to exist!
    • Randy Orton comes out carrying the World Heavyweight belt and stands before Evolution..
    • Randy Orton teases that he'll hand over the title, but doesn't let go, and spits in HHH's face!
    • Triple H charges at Randy Orton, who swings his belt and whacks HHH in the face!
    • Ric Flair and Batista go after Randy Orton, who escapes from the ring and runs up into the crowd!

  7. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Victoria + Triple H..
    • Victoria pleads with Eric Bischoff not to force Lita to marry Kane..
    • Triple H bursts in and grabs Eric Bischoff and complains about Randy Orton spitting in his face!
    • Eric Bischoff sets up Randy Orton vs Triple H for the World title at Unforgiven..

  8. MATCH: William Regal w/Eugene vs Ric Flair w/Batista..
    • Eugene & Batista started fighting outside the ring, bringing Chris Benoit down as well..
    • William Regal and Ric Flair both had brass knux and but Regal used his first and got the win!

  9. WASTED AIRTIME: The Coach & DivaSearch Contestants (Begging for your votes)..

  10. THE WEDDING FROM HELL: Kane and Lita + Eric Bischoff + Matt Hardy..
    • Lita is shown wearing her white dress, looking at herself in the mirror, and throwing something at the mirror!
    • Kane is shown walking down the hallway wearing his white tuxedo from head to toe..
    • Everything is white, the ring, the flowers, the orchestra, the outfits, to "signify the purity of their child"..
    • Lita comes down wearing a BLACK dress, which REALLY PISSES Kane off!
    • The minister says there is someone present who has asked for the opportunity to address them both..
    • Eric Bischoff comes out to the stage and says he's honored to be a part of 'this blessed occasion'..
    • Eric Bischoff reads some mind-numbing verse out of the bible (the fans start up a WHAT! chant)..
    • A video is shown, put together by Kane, in honor of his pride to the song "You're havin' my baby"..
    • Kane said his vows, saying Lita is now his PROPERTY, and will never know FREEDOME, or the touch of another MAN..
    • Lita said her vows, saying she hates Kane more than life itself, and that he is a horrible man with no SOUL..
    • Lita adds that she wants to make it clear that she only loves, and will always love.... MATT HARDY!
    • Lita says she only hopes that Kane has an accident leading to his immediate death, and rotts in hell!
    • The minister says the "speak now or forever hold your peace" thing and the crowd goes nuts..
    • Trish Stratus' music hit and Trish came out wearing the hottest outfit and offers to be maid of honor..
    • Trish says she knows Lita doesn't want to marry Kane, but tells her to open her heart, just like she opened her legs!
    • Lita attacked Trish Stratus and they had a breif catfight until Kane pulled Lita off to continue..
    • Lita said her "I DO" -- suddenly Matt Hardy's music hit and he ran down and attacked Kane and rescued Lita..
    • Suddenly the stage became engrossed in flames, preventing Matt & Lita from escaping..
    • Kane chased Matt Hardy up the ramp and chokeslammed him off the stage!!!
    • Kane dragged Lita back to the alter and said his "I DO" and officially KISSED THE BRIDE!
    • Kane carried Lita up the ramp and they looked down at Matt Hardy, Kane smiling, Lita crying..

  11. And that's a wrap folks...

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