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WWE RAW RESULTS

December 1, 2003
Sacramento, California
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler

  1. HEAT TAPINGS:
    • Solo defeated Rayne (dark match)..
    • Mark Henry defeated Maven..
    • Victoria defeated Ivory..
    • The Hurricane & Rosey defeated Chad Collyer & ???..
    • John Heidenreich defeated Conquistador..

  2. IN THE RING: Bill Goldberg (street clothes) + Eric Bischoff + Mick Foley!!
    • Goldberg says it seems like every week he gets jumped by somebody on RAW..
    • Goldberg calls out Triple H & Kane to "get it on right now"..
    • Eric Bischoff comes out instead and says HE decides what happens on RAW, not Goldberg..
    • Eric Bischoff threatens to fire Goldberg (or anyone else) if they come out and try to create mass chaos..
    • Eric Bischoff says that this isn't RAW -- it's the Eric Bischoff Show! and nobody can do anything about it!
    • Aeeeerrrrhhhhhhh SMASH! --- Mick Foley makes a surprise and shocking return, coming out in a business suit!
    • Mick Foley, clipboard in hand, explains that he has been hired as an "Outside Consultant" by Linda McMahon!
    • Mick Foley says that he has the ability to change anything he want on the RAW broadcast..
    • Mick Foley announces Randy Orton/Batista/Kane vs Goldberg/Shawn Michaels/Rob Van Dam..
    • Goldberg's music hits, and Goldberg shakes Mick Foley's hand and leaves the ring..
    • Mick Foley then announces that tonight's RAW will mark the beginning of Stone Cold Steve Austin's return..
    • Mick Foley brings out a petition to pass around the audience for all the fans to sign..
    • Mick Foley says that there is only one thing wrong with RAW, and that is Eric Bischoff!
    • Mick Foley announces that he's naming himself the NEW Co-General Manager of RAW - Have a nice day!!!!

  3. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Jonathan Coachman..
    • Eric Bischoff calls Linda McMahon on his cell phone, dispite Coach's warning, and she hangs up on him..

  4. TAG TITLE MATCH: The Dudley Boyz vs Mark Jindrak & Garrison Cade..
    • Uhg, Bubba Dudley is wearing those ugly-ass shorts again, showing off his pasty-white legs..
    • Garrison Cade tried to pin DVon by pulling the tights, but DVon kicked out, and Cade argued with the referee..
    • DVon Dudley then rolled up Garrison Cade and scored the pin, also by pulling the tights!
    • Garisson Cade got the microphone and said that DVon cheated and demanded a rematch!

  5. BACKSTAGE: Al Snow & Jonathan Coachman + Mick Foley..
    • Mick Foley approaches Al Snow & The Coach and says he's never felt anything more painful than those two on commentary..
    • Mick Foley announces Jerry Lawler vs The Coach with Al Snow banned, if Coach loses, he's fired!

  6. MATCH: Booker T vs Test w/Stacy Keibler..
    • Test tried to pin Booker with his feet up on the top rope, but Stacy pushed his feet off!
    • Stacy Keibler slapped Test, and this led to Booker T pinned Test for the victory!
    • Booker T gets on the mic and asks the fans if they want to see a "Leggarooni"!!
    • Stacy Keibler does a pair of interesting Leggarooni's until Test pulled her out..
    • Mark Henry attacked Booker T and laid him out..

  7. BACKSTAGE: Trish Stratus & Lita..
    • Lita gives Trish Stratus a little Jericho action figure and asks what is going out between them..
    • Trish Stratus admits that she hasn't ever felt "this way", and asks Lita about Christian..
    • Lita refuses to change the subject and asks for more information..
    • Trish Stratus shows Lita a jersey she made for Jericho, and some ligerie, before proclaiming that tonight might be "the night"..

  8. INTERVIEW: Terri & Randy Orton/Batista..
    • Batista says he's disappointed in himself for not seperating Shawn Michaels' head from his shoulders..
    • Batista says if Shawn Michaels makes it out of the arena tonight, he'll put him away at Armageddon..

  9. IN THE RING: Scott Steiner & Test w/Stacy Keibler..
    • Scott Steiner says that Stacy may be Test's property, but he and Test "share everything"..
    • Test tells Stacy Keibler to pucker up and join the "Test & Steiner Kiss My Ass Club"..
    • Mick Foley saves the day and comes out to the stage and orders Stacy Keibler to join him on the stage..
    • Mick Foley says he's sick of how Test & Scott Steiner treat him, and has found a way around that..
    • Mick Foley fires Test, thus evoking Test's contract, thus rendering Stacy's obligations to Test void..

  10. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Test & Scott Steiner..
    • Test & Scott Steiner complain to Eric Bischoff about Mick Foley firing them and demand he fix it!
    • Eric Bischoff promises to call Vince McMahon and go above Linda McMahon on this decision..
    • Test & Scott Steiner leave the room and a voice offscreen asks Eric Bischoff if he's really going to call Vince?!
    • Eric Bischoff says No, he isn't..

  11. TAG MATCH: Lance Storm & Val Venis w/2 Strippers vs La Resistance (Rene Dupre & Rob Conway)..
    • JR Quote of the Night: I can't relate to someone sympathyzing for another country, I'm an american!
    • Lance Storm gets the pinfall to win the match for his team..

  12. POST MATCH: Mick Foley + La Resistance..
    • Mick Foley, who had joined the announce table, stands up and offers to forgive La Resistance..
    • Mick Foley says all Rene Dupre & Rob Conway has to do is recite the Pledge of Allegence..
    • Mick Foley leads the crowd, as Rob Conway joins in, and Rene Dupre refuses..
    • Mick Foley then fires Rob Conway and Rene Dupre and marches down to the ring!

  13. BACKSTAGE: Chris Jericho & Trish Stratus..
    • Trish Stratus tells Jericho that she's never 'felt this way before' and Jericho says 'me either'..
    • Editor's Note: *Cough* cept for your wife!

  14. MIXED TAG MATCH: Chris Jericho & Trish Stratus vs Rico & Miss Jackie..
    • Rico shoves Trish down to the mat before the match and Jericho goes after him as the bell rings..
    • Chris Jericho & Trish Stratus win and they share some awkward smooching and hugging afterwards..

  15. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & ???..
    • Eric Bischoff is speaking/complaining to some unidentified person off-camera..
    • The camera panes out, and it's Kane, and he says he fails to see how it affects HIM..
    • Eric Bischoff says Mick Foley will probably go out of his way to jeaprodize Kane's title match at Armageddon..

  16. MATCH: Matt Hardy vs Christian w/Lita..
    • Late in the match, Molly Holly came down and tossed Lita head-first into the ring steps!
    • Christian got distracted by this and Matt Hardy rolled him up for the pin!

  17. MATCH: Jerry "The King" Lawler vs Jonathan Coachman..
    • If The Coach wins, he and Al Snow get to be the RAW broadcast announcers..
    • If The King wins, then The Coach is fired!
    • Jerry Lawler defeated Jonathan Coachman in the first minute of the match, so Coach is fired!
    • Jerry Lawler starts a "Nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, good bye" chant..
    • Jim Ross stands up and gives a horribly uncoordinated version of the nah nah nah hey hey hey song..

  18. BACKSTAGE: Christian & Chris Jericho..
    • Christian says he's going to 'seal the deal' tonight, bragging about the 'moment' he had with Lita..
    • Chris Jericho says that Trish has been falling for everything he says for weeks, and it's PATHETIC!
    • Christian says that Trish Stratus is a "prude" and Lita is "Extreme"..
    • Chris Jericho says that he DEFINITLY going to win their "bet"! saying he'll nail Trish before Christian nails Lita!
    • Chris Jericho & Christian hit the showers, as we see Trish Stratus listening & crying outside the door.. :(
    • Editor's Note: Damn! I was looking forward to Christian & Jericho being good guys --- I predict the return of PMS!..

  19. MAIN EVENT: Batista & Randy Orton & Kane w/Ric Flair vs Bill Goldberg & Shawn Michaels & Rob Van Dam..
    • Midway through the match, after some organized chaos, Kane stuck up behind Shawn Michaels and delivered a chokeslam!
    • Rob Van Dam hit Randy Orton with a frog-splash but there was no referee to count..
    • Mick Foley ran down and counted the 1-2-3 giving RVD/HBK/Goldberg the win!

  20. IN THE RING: Eric Bischoff & Mick Foley..
    • Eric Bischoff marches down to the ring and demands to talk to Mick Foley one-on-one..
    • Eric Bischoff says that Mick Foley has ruined the RAW roster by firing the guys he fired tonight!
    • Eric Bischoff says that the minute Mick Foley signed the release forms, they'll sign with Smackdown!
    • Mick Foley says he won't be signing the releases, he just wanted to show Bischoff how he has been acting recently..
    • Mick Foley says that he is still going to do what is right for the people, and announces Kane vs Goldberg next week!
    • Mick Foley says he's going to give Sacramento what they've been waiting to see since he showed up!
    • Mick Foley punches Eric Bischoff down and pulls out Mr. Socko and shoves it down Bischoff's throat!

  21. RAW goes off the air...


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