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WWE RAW RESULTS
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March 11, 2002
Joe Louis Arena
Detroit, Michigan
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
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- 6-MAN TAG: RVD/Hardyz vs Dudleyz/Regal.
- Lots of high-paced action..
- Match end when RVD 5-star frog splashes William Regal and pins him!
- WWF HEADQUARTERS: Board of Dirctors.
- Vince McMahon opens the emergency meeting..
- Vince claims the company was in a state of emergency..
- Vince says it's because of Flair and himself each trying to take the company in different directions..
- Vince says that tonight the board will choose who should lead the company..
- Vince says he'll proove that Ric Flair is not mentally fit to run a company..
- Vince says that either he or Flair must have absolute power before the end of the meeting..
- IN THE RING: Kurt Angle + Booker T + Edge.
- Kurt talks about how he was robbed of his Wrestlemania title shot..
- Kurt says that Kane screwed him out of the title two weeks ago..
- Kurt says he wants Kane to meet the BIG RED WHITE AND BLUE MACHINE!
- Kurt announces that he will face Kane at Wrestlemania..
- Kurt insults the Detroit crowd.
- Booker T's music suddenly hits and Booker comes out..
- Booker says he's tired of Kurt running his mouth..
- Booker says he doesn't like Kurt calling the fans stupid..
- Booker reitterates that the fans are BEYOND stupid.. BRAINDEAD!!
- Booker complains about not having a title shot at Wrestlemania..
- Kurt says "You're damn skippy it ain't right, HOMIE!" {very funny!}
- All of a sudden Edge's music hits and Edge comes out to confront Booker T..
- Edge says that Booker T already has a title "The Dumbest Wrestler in the WWF"..
- Booker T says he watched Weakest Link last night & reminded Edge that he was voted off first..
- Edge refreshes Booker T's memory of when Booker T was on the first Weakest Link show..
- Edge showed a clip of Booker's embarassing performance..
- Edge challenges Booker to a match at Wrestlemania!
- Booker T accepts!
- Kurt says "Yo Crispy Clean With No Caffine, Bro!"
- Edge remind Kurt that he is "WHITE"
- Kurt says he has more soul in his pinky finger than the whole arena combined..
- Kurt demonstrates by performing the spinerooni (horribly)..
- Booker T just laughs with Kurt Angle..
- Edge calls the move a "Dorkerooni"..
- Kurt & Booker T challenge Edge and a partner to a tag team match..
- BACKSTAGE: Stephanie & Lucy "The Dog" + Triple H.
- Stephanie is shown talking trash to HHHs dog, Lucy..
- Triple H comes in and pushes Steph out of the way to get to his Dog..
- Triple H cuddles Lucy..
- Stephanie tells Triple H that she got a Court Order to keep Lucy until the divorce is settled..
- Triple H tells Steph not to screw with his dog!
- Triple H gives Lucy back to Steph..
- Triple H says "You know.. You're right... She does stink..... Doesn't she Lucy!"
- HHH leaves the room..
- Steph says she's going to introduce Lucy to Chris Jericho..
- MATCH: Test vs Rikishi.
- Mr Perfect runs down and tries to interfer..
- Rikishi catches Perfect..
- Rikishi turns around and gets a big boot from Test!
- Test covers Rikishi for the win!
- BACKSTAGE: Stephanie & Lucy "The Dog" + Chris Jericho.
- Steph & Y2J talk Wrestlemania strategy..
- Suddenly they smell something strange..
- The two look down and see that Lucy he pooped on the floor!!
- Stephanie orders Jericho to take Lucy for a walk..
- PARKING LOT: Chris Jericho & Lucy "The Dog".
- Jericho ties Lucy to a cardoor handle outside in the cold and leaves her there..
- BACKSTAGE: DDP & Christian + Billy & Chuck.
- DDP tries to motivate Christian..
- Billy & Chuck enter and call Christian & DDP losers..
- Billy says that Christian hasn't won a singles match in ages..
- Christian challages Billy Gunn to a match tonight..
- WWF HEADQUARTERS: Board of Directors..
- Vince shows a clip of Ric Flair getting so worked up that he punched a WWF fan..
- Vince says that this proves that Flair is not fit to run the WWF..
- HARDCORE TITLE MATCH: Goldust vs Al Snow.
- Goldust sets Al Snow up for the "Golden Globes" (aka The Shattered Dreams)
- Snow counters and gets out of the way..
- Snow beats Goldust to win the WWF Hardcore title!
- PARKING LOT: Chris Jericho.
- Jericho is on the phone with Stephanie, who asks Y2J to get some air freshener..
- Jericho gets into a limo to go to the store..
- The Driver backs up, stops, and gets out saying he "ran over something"..
- You hear Lucy whining in the background..
- EDITORS NOT: Could this be the sickest angle in WWF history?!
- After the commercial, Triple H finds Lucy stuck under the limo..
- Triple H tells the driver to go get help!
- TAG MATCH: Kurt Angle/Booker T vs Edge/Big Show.
- A few minutes into the match, Kurt Angle locks the Big Show into the anklelock..
- Big Show reverses it..
- Big Show throws Booker & Angle out of the ring..
- Edge climbs onto Big Show's shoulders and jumps out of the ring onto Booker & Angle..
- Later.. Big Show double-suplex's Booker & Angle!
- Big Show tries to choke slams Angle, but Booker breaks it up..
- Edge spears Booker T!
- Kurt Angle hits a huge AngleSlam on BIG SHOW!!
- Kurt Angle covers for the win...
- BACKSTAGE: Stephanie & Chris Jericho.
- Stephanie freaks out at Y2J for running over Lucy..
- Stephanie says HHH is going to kill her!
- MATCH: Billy Gunn vs Christian..
- Late in the match.. Chuck distracts the referee..
- Billy Gunn hits the Fameasser!
- DDP interfers and hits Gunn with the Diamond Cutter..
- Christian pins Gunn for the win!
- Christian and DDP celebrate the win.
- Christian suddenly attacks DDP and hits the unprettier on him..
- Christian continues to assult DDP..
- Christian yells at DDP "I'm a winner!"
- WWF HEADQUARTERS: Board of Directors.
- Vince talks about how embarassing Flair's actions were on Smackdown..
- After Vince's speech, Linda McMahon says that the Board has a lot of deliberating to do..
- Vince stares at Ric Flair.
- DIVAS TAG MATCH: Lita/Trish vs Jazz/Stacy.
- Late in the match, Lita throws Stacy out of the ring..
- Lita & Trish doubleteam Jazz..
- Trish accidentally kicks Lita!
- Stacy pulls Trish out of the ring..
- Jazz rolls up Lita for the win!!
- IN THE RING: Stephanie McMahon.
- Steph repeatedly apoligizes to Triple H for what happened to Lucy..
- Triple H's music hits and HHH runs down to the ring..
- Triple H chases Steph around the ring..
- Triple H catches Steph and pulls her into the ring..
- Triple H sets Steph up for the pedigree..
- Chris Jericho runs down and attacks Triple H with a sledge hammer..
- Chris Jericho targets HHH's surgically repaired Leg..
- Jericho & Stephanie leave happy with themselves..
- Triple H is helped from the ring by WWF Officials..
- Jericho once again attacks HHH at the top of the ramp..
- HHH recieves medical attention, and leaves in an ambulance..
- WWF HEADQUARTERS: The Board of Directors..
- Vince thanks everybody for attending the meeting..
- Linda McMahon speaks for the board..
- Linda grants Vince McMahon full control of the company..
- Vince thanks the board for making "the ring decision"..
- Linda interupts Vince saying that they have decided to review the decision after Wrestlemania..
- Ric Flair stands up and speaks..
- Ric apoligizes for embarassing the McMahon family..
- Ric says that his family is embarassed too..
- Ric says he has to defend his family name at Wrestlemania..
- Ric says he will defeat the Undertaker at Wrestlemania at ANY COST!
- BACKSTAGE: the nWo.
- Hollywood Hogan says he has goosebumps!
- Hollywood talks about beating the Rock at Wrestlemania and becoming Wrestling's only ICON.
- Scott Hall talks about skinning the rattlesnake alive..
- Nash talks about tonight being the first time the nWo has competed in a WWF ring..
- THE MAIN EVENT: The Rock & Steve Austin vs Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash & Scott Hall.
- surprisingly long match..
- Rock & Austin had to take it DOWN a notch..
- Hogan, Hall & Nash had to take it UP a notch..
- Even then it was ALMOST even..
- Hogan & Nash look horrible taking bumps..
- Hogan pins the Rock after a MASSIVE leg drop!! (sarcasm)
- After the match, Hall hit Austin with a Stunner..
- The nWo celebrate..
- That's All Folks..
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