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WWE RAW RESULTS
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November 26, 2001
Oklahoma City, OK
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
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- KICKOFF: Ric Flair & Vince McMahon.
- Ric & Vince greet eachother.
- Ric tells Vince that he didn't appreciate being let out of the loop at Smackdown.
- Ric explains to Vince that he is 50% owner of the WWF and insists that nothing goes down without his
- IN THE RING: Vince McMahon & Kurt Angle.
- Vince McMahon says somebody else will join the "Kiss My Ass Club" tonight.
- Vince compliments Kurt Angle for 5 minutes.
- Vince explains that it will be Stone Cold Steve Austin who will Kiss his ass tonight on RAW.
- BACKSTAGE: Regal, Test, Christian, Dudleyz + Ric Flair.
- Regal says that the five of them need to stick together tonight because Stone Cold could attack at any moment.
- Regal says they will come to the ring during each of their matches.
- Ric Flair enters and warns them all not to interfer in eachothers matches.. or else they will be suspended..
- EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH: Christian vs Jeff Hardy w/ Lita.
- A few minutes in, Matt Hardy comes to ringside.
- Jeff almost has the match won, but goes to the top rope.
- Matt gets in the way so Jeff can't jump off.
- Christian pushed Matt into the ringpost and Jeff falls off.
- Christian makes the cover for the win.
- BACKSTAGE: Hardy Boyz & Lita.
- Jeff is getting medical attention.
- Matt Hardy yells at Jeff for taking stupid risks.
- The brothers argue with eachother.
- Lita tries to cut in but Matt tells her to shut up.
- Lita says that she thought Matt was in here because he cared about Jeff, but it's obvious he only cares about himself.
- Lita leaves and Matt chases her.
- HARDCORE TITLE MATCH: Rob Van Dam vs DVon Dudley.
- Rob Van Dam wins after hitting the five-star-frog splash.
- BACKSTAGE: Regal, Test, Christian, Bubba.
- Regal says he needs to go to the Lu.
- Christian translates for the others.
- Regal says that they all need to go in case Stone Cold is lurking.
- The foursome leave to go to the washroom together.
- REST ROOM: Regal, Test, Christian, Bubba + Big Show + DVon.
- Regal, Test, Christian & Bubba Ray are shown lined up at the urinals..
- The Big Show enters and scares the crap out of all of them..
- DVon comes in and startles them again..
- When Regal turns to look at DVon, he accidentally urinates all over the Big Show.
- INTERVIEW: Michael Cold & Stacy Keibler.
- Michael Cole asks Stacy why she thinks she can beat Trish in a Bra&Panties match after losing the gravybowl match on Smackdown.
- Stacy says that when she's in her Bra & Panties, she ALWAYS comes out on top.
- BACKSTAGE: The Big Show.
- The Big Show is shown leaving Ric Flair's dressing room with a smile on his face.
- We can assume he was granted a match against Regal.
- BRA&PANTIES WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Trish Stratus vs Stacy Keibler.
- Stacy gets Trish's top off.
- Trish gets Stacy's top off.
- Trish pulls off Stacy's panties, and pins her for the win.
- IN THE RING: The Rock + Chris Jericho.
- The Rock voices his opinion on the matches at Vengeance.
- The Rock says it would make better sense for Rock and Austin to battle for the unified title, instead of involving Kurt Angle & Chris Jericho.
- Rock badmouths Vince McMahon for making the decision to add Jericho & Angle.
- Rock says he will beat Jericho's ass at Vengeance anyway.
- Chris Jericho then comes to the stage.
- Jericho reminises about Smackdown when he beat Rock with Rock's very own move.
- Jericho admits that he has a weakness.
- Jericho says that his weakness was that he actually cared about what the fans thought.
- Jericho asks, where did that ever get me??
- Jericho says that he made a turning point in his career when he stopped caring for the fans and started caring for himself.
- Jericho says he has become LARGER THAN LIFE.
- Jericho says it's time he wins the undisputed world title and solidify his spot as a living legend.
- The Rock says that he is going to kick Jericho's ass at Vengeance and go on to win the undisputed world title.
- If ya smeeellelelelelellellellee what the rock.. is.. coookin'!
- INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Edge vs Test.
- Test almost wins the match when he had his legs on the ropes but the referee saw.
- Test brings a chair into the ring.
- Albert & Scotty Too Hotty come to the ring and grab the chair from Test.
- S2H superkicks Test.
- Albert gives Test an Avalanche in the corner.
- Edge spears Test, and Test retreats.
- Edge, Albert & Scotty celebrate in the ring.
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Kurt Angle + William Regal.
- Angle says that he can't wait to see Stone Cold Steve Austin kiss Vince's ass.
- William Regal enters and asks Vince to pull strings and get him out of the match with Big Show.
- Vince whispers something in Regal's ear.
- MATCH: The Bg Show vs William Regal.
- Booker T comes out of the crowd in steet clothes.
- Regal whacks Big Show with a set of brass knucks.
- Security chases Booker T through the arena (do they know?).
- Regal covers Big Show for the win.
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & The Undertaker.
- Taker asks Vince why he called him here.
- Vince wanted to explain to the Taker that on Smackdown when Vince came up behind Taker with the chair, he was going to hit him if Taker didn't release Angle.
- Vince says that he actually does respect The Undertaker.
- Vince ends by saying the he and the Undertaker are a lot a like.
- WWF NEW YORK: Lance Storm.
- JR asks Storm what he's doing now that he's out of a job.
- Lance Storm says that he is too great of an athlete to not be in the WWF.
- He's just waiting for the right time to return.
- The camera goes widescreen and shows that Lance Storm is actually the Janitor of WWF New York.
- HANDICAP MATCH: Chris Jericho & Kurt Angle vs The Rock.
- Ric Flair comes out and says he is changing this handicap match into a Tag Team match.
- Ric Flair introduces the Rock's partner....... KANE!
- The Rock pins Jericho for the win..
- Jericho gets to his feet and Rock returns and hits the Rock Bottom.
- Jericho gets up again and the Rock returns again with a chair but Jericho escapes.
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Regal/Dudleyz/Test/Christian.
- Regal gives Vince the stick of chapstick that Vince gave him the week before.
- Vince says it's time for Austin to do some ass kissing.
- IN THE RING: Vince & Austin - Former Alliance - Angle + JR + Undertaker.
- Vince says that Austin's gonna do what everybody in the audience would do..
- Vince calls out Austin.
- Austin comes out and downs a beer.
- Vince says it's time for you to get down on your knees.
- Austin says "What?"
- Vince tells Austin that he doesn't want -Austin vs Vince 2-
- Stone Cold says he's gonna think about it (opens another beer)
- Vince asks Stone Cold if he's gonna kiss his ass or not?
- Stone Cold says over the years he's gotten smarter, and he doesnt want Austin vs Vince 2 and he thinks it's time for he and Vince to bury the hatchet.
- Vince pulls his pants down.
- Austin says that Vince is the ugliest stripper he's ever seen.
- Austin asks if this is supposed to be SEXY?!
- Vince gives Austin some chapstick.
- Austin applies the chapstick.
- Vince gives Austin some gum.
- Austin chews it.
- Vince gives Austin some mouthwash.
- Austin says Vince is getting on his nerves, but he gargles anyway.
- Vince tells Austin to get on his knees.
- Vince pulls his underwear down.
- Austin gets on one knee.
- Austin says "Before I kiss your ass, can you make it do one of those tricks?"
- Austin asks if he kisses Vince's ass does Vince promise that it's over between Vince and him.
- Vince bends over.
- Stone Cold asks Vince if he ever uses toilet paper.
- Vince yells at Stone Cold to KISS HIS ASS!
- Austin suddenly low-blows Vince and whips him with his belt.
- Regal, CHristian, Test, and the Dudleyz run down and attack Austin..
- They fight Austin through the crowd..
- Kurt Angle comes to the ring helps Vince..
- Vince McMahon looks at Jim Ross, who is laughing at Vince.
- Vince asks "Are you laughing at me Hillbilly Boy?"
- Vince says I'll give you something to laugh about.
- Vince and Kurt Angle pull Jim Ross into the Ring.
- Vince says he's gonna make Jim Ross kiss his ass.
- Kurt Angle forces Ross to his knees.
- Suddenly the Undertaker comes out and Vince/Kurt release Ross.
- The Undertaker picks up the Microphone and JRs hat.
- The Undertaker gives JR his hat back.
- The Undertaker says he's been here a long time and Vince's still surprises him.
- The Undertaker says he's been here eleven years and seen a lot of people come, and a lot of people go.. Hogan, Savage, Warrior, Bret, Shawn...
- The Undertaker says every one of them kissed Vince's ass at one point.
- The Undertaker says that the sadest part about it was that he has kissed Vince's ass more than most.
- The Undertaker asks JR if he wants to kiss Vince's ass.
- JR says HELL NO!!
- The Undertaker asks "Does that make you better than me?"
- The Undertaker then punches a confused Jim Ross and attacks him.
- ....... HEEL TURN
- The Undertaker & Kurt Angle force a beaten Jim Ross to kiss Vince McMahons ass.
- RAW goes off the air...
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