HALL "OWW" SHAME

I'M PREGNANT! When the McMahon/Helmsley era first began, they ruled the World Wrestling Federation.. 3H was Heavyweight Champion, carrying the Federation on his shoulders in Steve Austin's absence.. And Stephanie had the WWF Womans Title.. They had it all, power, glory, and most importantly, eachother.. Back then, Stephanie McMahon was tolorable.. These days, however, are another story....

Let it be known, a pregnancy angle has NEVER worked in the wrestling storyline environment, but bookers continually think they will be the ones who come up with the "one" that works.. Not gonna happen.. Russo missed with Stacy Keibler/David Flair, McMahon grossed out a nation with Mae Young/Mark Henry, and Heyman came close (but no cigar) with Tommy Dreamer/Beulah..

Thankfully, the angle only lasted one week, so they have that going for them.. In a wedding ceremony that wasted 20 valuable RAW minutes, we saw 3H expose his wife for the lying bitch that she is! In the past, the WWF has sucked its own audience into attaching itself to a superstar (in this case, Triple H) just before turning them into a monster heel.. It makes it easier for the crowd to hate someone when the once loved him..

HOW TO FLUSH THIS CRAP: The natural progression of the angle must lead to the main event at Wrestlemania, where Triple H would take on Chris Jericho, with his evil ex-wife, Stephanie McMahon in Y2Js corner.. However the big swerve will result in Stephanie screwing Jericho, rejoining her husbund and the duo would join the new World order..

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